Fun_People Archive
29 Nov
Give 'em an Inch...

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Subject: Give 'em an Inch...

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From: Simon Lewis

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted a good way to
put his 11-inch tool to use.  He inquired for the address of a good house
of ill repute and was told to go to 365 E. West Street.

By mistake, he went to 365 W. East Street, a podiatrist's office.  Being
met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform intrigued him.  She directed
him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with
him soon.  He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and
was really getting aroused by the strange and different approach this house
offered.

Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered and
found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.  "My
goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."  "Well," he
said, "if you're going to complain about a measly inch then I'll take my
business elsewhere."

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