Fun_People Archive
27 Nov
Please give that others may be free

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 100 13:23:46 -0800
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Subject: Please give that others may be free

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As you are probably aware, if the voting results in Florida show George W.
Bush to be our next President, this will have catastrophic results in our
"vital, indispensable" entertainment industry.  Barbra Streisand, Ed Asner,
Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, among others,
have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected.  This is
where you can help.  We need volunteers to help pack and load moving vans.
We also need volunteers to provide airfare for these irreplaceable national
treasures so they can relocate, before they can change their minds.  For
the cost of a small SUV you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their
unfortunate relocation.  You will receive postcards, letters and pictures
from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a useful citizen in the
third world country of their choosing.  You will help, won't you?  It costs
so little, but it means so much.  Call 1-800-deport-a-lib.  Operators are
standing by.

[Should I laugh or cry?  -psl]

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