Fun_People Archive
14 Nov
Bits o' BONG Bull No. 577!

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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 100 11:43:54 -0800
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Subject: Bits o' BONG Bull No. 577!

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Subject: Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 577!
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DAN RATHER MEMORIAL QUIP GENERATOR. Be like the Kingpin! Wow your
audiences with your earthy humor and paralyze channel-zappers saying,
"What'd he say?" for precious seconds of Nielsen sweeps time. It's
handy, it's dandy, it's easy to use. Here it is from your buddies at
BONG, the Dan Rather Memorial Quipper. Just take any item from Column 1,
any from Column 2, and any from Column 3:

COLUMN 1		COLUMN 2		COLUMN 3
Madder'n		dandruff on a		tin roof
Quieter'n		hail on a		preacher
Fatter'n		garlic on a		Republican lady
Stronger'n		prunes in a		billygoat
Meaner'n		bacon grease in a	double Jack Daniel's
Louder'n		a fleabit		windstorm
More trouble'n		a two-dollar		pumphandle
Smoother'n		a double-edged		manure spreader
Sillier'n		wings on a		newspaper editor
Stinkier'n		nine miles of		rattlesnake.

Rushing back to the front (hey, in Florida they may let confused old
people vote twice, and in Minnesota you get smokes for that), BONG Chief
Copyboy Charley Stough, Dayton Daily News, 45 S. Ludlow St., Dayton,
Ohio 45401 salutes fellow votegetters worldwide. E-mail copyboy@dma.org.
Phone (937) 225-2445 after 6 p.m. eastern. Fax 225-2489.

© 2000 Peter Langston