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10 Oct
The Frog

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Date: Tue, 10 Oct 100 19:48:08 -0700
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A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She
inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' but he didn't
move."
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