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The Comedian's-eye View of 08/16/00

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Excerpted-from: 08/16/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Wednesday August 16, 2000
                   http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm

	"My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for
	 rich people.  Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich.'"

		- Charles Barkley, on his endorsement of George W. Bush

                               &&&&&&&&&&

George Double U Bush says he's going to just lie low in Texas during the
Democratic convention...just sorta' veg out. So he and Al Gore will be
doing the same thing this week. (Williams)

There's a big fuss developing over the latest issue of "Sports Illustrated"
- because it shows Olympic swimmer Jenny Thompson topless on a beach!  She
covers the "secret parts" with her fists.  This is a groundbreaking approach
- a swimsuit issue during the season when people actually wear swimsuits!
(Richard Burkard/ http://www.LaughLine.com

LAPD Loose: The LAPD has protesters outside the Democratic Convention under
control. Cops have been ordered to follow routine procedure. Anyone arrested
will be taken downtown and framed. (Alan Ray)

© 2000 Peter Langston