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6 Jun
Religious conversion...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  6 Jun 100 12:19:29 -0700
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Subject: Religious conversion...

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From: "Leenee"

An old drunk stumbles into a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down
by the river.  He proceeds to wander down into the water and stands next
to the Minister.  The Minister turns, notices the old drunk, and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back, blinks, and says, "Yes sir, I am."

Trying not to touch the drunk, the Minister quickly dunks him under the
water and ceremonially asks "Have you found Jesus?"

"Not yet, father." says the drunk.

Resignedly, the Minister then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings
him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

To the minister's irritation, the drunk once again says "No, I have not!"

Disgusted, the Minister dunks the man and holds him under for at least 30
seconds this time.  When he finally brings him up he demands, "For the
grace of God, have you found Jesus now?!!!??"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he
fell in?"

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