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14 May
Two Little Old Ladies

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Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen lived next door to each other for over 40 years,
and over the years became close friends.  One day Mrs. Murphy came to Mrs.
Cohen and said, "These houses are becoming too much for us, let's sell them
and move into rest homes where people will take care of us."  It was agreed.

The two little old ladies being old-fashioned, each went to a home of her
own respective religion.  It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very
lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish
Home to visit her old friend.  When she arrived she was greeted with open
arms, hugs, and kisses.  Mrs. Murphy said "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs.
Cohen, how do you like it here?"

Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility, and the
care takers.  Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best
thing is that I now have a boyfriend."

Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful!  Tell me all about it."

Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room and sit on the edge of
the bed.  I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then
we sing Jewish songs."

Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing.  I'm so glad for you Mrs. Cohen."

Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?"

Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she
also had a boyfriend.

Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you!  So what do you do?"

"We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed.  I
let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down below."

Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes?  And then ... ?"

Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we fuck."

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