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4 Apr
Relearn An Old Word Each Day (23 days supply)
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Learn a new word each day
Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter):
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl):
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney (buh-lo'-nee):
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette (burn'-a-det):
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize):
What a crook sees with.
Control (kon-trol'):
A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers):
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse (i-klips'):
what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur):
a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes (hee'-rhos):
what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank (left' bangk'):
what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty (mis'-tee):
How golfers create divots.
Paradox (par'-u-doks):
two physicians.
Parasites (par'-uh-sites):
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist):
a helper on the farm.
Polarize (po'-lur-ize):
what penguins see with.
Primate (pri'-mat):
removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief (ree-leef'):
what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek):
what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress (seem'-stres):
describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish (sel'-fish):
what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued (sub-dood'):
like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed (sood'-a-fed):
bringing litigation against a government official.
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