Fun_People Archive
29 Mar
The Facts of Life...

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Date: Wed, 29 Mar 100 13:09:57 -0800
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THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

Morris asked his son, aged 10, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

"Oh Dad," he cried, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.  At
age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech.  Then at age 8 you
hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!  If you're going to tell
me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live
for!"

Aaron E Engelhart <enge0213@tc.umn.edu> [rec.humor.funny]

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