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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/28/00

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Excerpted-from: 01/28/00 -- ShopTalk

                       Friday January 28, 2000
                 http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm

 "Talk about your wacky winder sports. 'The Elian Gonzalez Classic' between
  the USA and Cuba has to be one for the millennium.  Seems that, instead
  of a ball, you use a 6-year-old boy.  You play it like tennis, but
  there's no love."
			- Nicole Bilotti, of San Francisco

"The parents of Iowa's famous McCaughey septuplets have endorsed the
presidential candidacy of Republican Gary Bauer. This is the most drooling
and dirty diapers in any political campaign since the last Strom Thurmond
reelection. (Jerry Perisho)

An Empire State Building elevator with two people aboard plunged 40 stories
before a safety system finally stopped the car on the fourth floor. "The
passengers were not upset - they are stockbrokers and just considered the
episode 'a healthy correction'" (Alex Kaseberg)

"A pair of social psychologists report that truly incompetent people may
never know the depths of their own incompetence. Why else do you think the
L.A. Dodgers announce every spring they're going to win the World Series.
(Perisho)

© 2000 Peter Langston