Fun_People Archive
20 Jan
Classified Ads

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 100 04:44:10 -0800
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Subject: Classified Ads

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.
BETTER BE REWARD.

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH
ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15

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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents

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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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FOR SALE:
LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBIE

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED

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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.

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KELLOGG'S POT FARTS - $1.99 box

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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

© 2000 Peter Langston