2000
Fun_People articles from 2000 in chronological order
4 Jan -:- Stupid Email Tricks
4 Jan -:- Blessing for a new HeNe Laser.
4 Jan -:- QOTD - Lehrer, 1/4/00
5 Jan -:- More "Stupid Customer Tricks" - The Iams Pet Care Hotline
5 Jan -:- "Millenium" Bug Conspiracy Exposed
5 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 30 Dec, 1999
5 Jan -:- Tee-Cee and the Next Century
6 Jan -:- Free money from Bill gates! $400!
6 Jan -:- A Letter from the 20th Century to the 21st Century Sent by Michael
6 Jan -:- Top Tech Screw-ups of the Twentieth Century
6 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/07/00
7 Jan -:- Kids - Four Stories
7 Jan -:- QOTD - Hef, 1/7/00
7 Jan -:- The MacG4 - incompatibilities etc.
7 Jan -:- Virtual Looting (Re: Free money from Bill gates! $400!)
7 Jan -:- Your Business Horoscope
7 Jan -:- Haikus for Jews
7 Jan -:- Netnews and Sullivan
8 Jan -:- QOTD - Tzu, 1/8/00
9 Jan -:- Radio Squeezes Empty Air Space for Profit
10 Jan -:- Advice to Young Musicians
10 Jan -:- Why Bubbles Float Down in a Glass of Guinness
10 Jan -:- "The Church is accommodating when nothing important is at stake"
10 Jan -:- Music Addiction
11 Jan -:- The Doc Stock Banjo Method
11 Jan -:- Ruminations 1/11/00
11 Jan -:- I love you, you love me...
11 Jan -:- QOTD - Buddha, 1/11/00
11 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/12/00
12 Jan -:- On CBS News, Some of What You See Isn't There
12 Jan -:- QOTD - Thompson, 1/12/00
12 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/13/99
12 Jan -:- The Cameron Column # 105
13 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/14/99
13 Jan -:- QOTD - France, Langston, 1/13/2000
13 Jan -:- Pauline Kael, the Truth, and Nothing But... Brought to you by AOL
14 Jan -:- Time Travel Warning
14 Jan -:- NTK Bits, 2000-01-14
14 Jan -:- Music Business As Usual (was: Over and Out With The Reed Section)
15 Jan -:- "MAD" Magazine Cartoonist Dies
16 Jan -:- QOTD - King, 1/16/2000
16 Jan -:- LIT BITS V3 #17
17 Jan -:- Monkey Trumps Wall Street With 200 Percent Gain.
17 Jan -:- Pack It In! (best read aloud)
17 Jan -:- QOTD - Graham, 1/17/00
17 Jan -:- Imminentizing the Echelon
17 Jan -:- Excerpted: 01/14/99 -- ShopTalk
18 Jan -:- Computer Vision
18 Jan -:- But is the tax still in place?
18 Jan -:- Mensa's Y2K-readiness.
18 Jan -:- QOTD - Unknown, 1/18/00
18 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/19/00
18 Jan -:- Among the Inept, Ignorance Is Bliss
20 Jan -:- Classified Ads
21 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/21/00
22 Jan -:- Best friends (a boy and his dog...)
23 Jan -:- LIT BITS V3 #24
24 Jan -:- Success
24 Jan -:- Animals think the darndest things.
24 Jan -:- Top 10 Things Men Understand about Women
24 Jan -:- QOTD - Einstein, 1/24/2000
24 Jan -:- Second Grader Offers IPO - Makes $30 Million In First Day Of Trading
24 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/25/00
24 Jan -:- The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Paper-Grader
25 Jan -:- Some Sporty New Math
25 Jan -:- Loophole Of The Day -=- Wall-to-Wall Pudding
25 Jan -:- QOTD - Y1.9K
25 Jan -:- A Born Salesman
25 Jan -:- 01/26/00 -- ShopTalk
25 Jan -:- QOTD - Pike, 1/25/2000
25 Jan -:- Etoy Finally Really Wins
26 Jan -:- BOTW (Bushism of the Week) 1/25/00
26 Jan -:- QOTD - Lewinsky, 1/26/00
26 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/27/00
27 Jan -:- ImageID - Where's Waldo?
27 Jan -:- Revisiting the Fifties - Burma-Shave
27 Jan -:- Bits O' Bull No. 550!
27 Jan -:- Fun_People Updates 1/27/00
27 Jan -:- LIT BITS V3 #28
27 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/28/00
28 Jan -:- Dignity, Always Dignity
28 Jan -:- Researchers Find Similarities
28 Jan -:- How They Got Alan Keyes to Dive Into Their Mosh Pit
29 Jan -:- You've Been Drafted--Welcome to the Cookie Wars!
29 Jan -:- QOTD - Bowen, 1/29/2000
29 Jan -:- YETI@Home
30 Jan -:- A few thoughtful one-liners... I think
30 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 1/31/00
30 Jan -:- Fun_People Updates 1/30/00
31 Jan -:- Units Update 1/31/00
31 Jan -:- Dog's dinner for the man who bumbles through OK
31 Jan -:- Space Wars
31 Jan -:- About SF Fans and Body Language
31 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/01/00
31 Jan -:- Australia: The Confusing Country
1 Feb -:- My Winter Vacation
1 Feb -:- Unemployment - the Rosy View
2 Feb -:- LIT BITS V3 #34
2 Feb -:- QOTD - Will, 1/30/00
2 Feb -:- Happy Even Day!
9 Feb -:- Re: Re: Re: Re: Plagiarisim (copy)
9 Feb -:- "A tornado, dirty Fruit of the Looms and references to my mother."
16 Feb -:- Friends don't let friends sign to major record labels.
17 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/17/00
17 Feb -:- Why high school students should *never* ask for help on Usenet.
17 Feb -:- The Further Adventures of Sweetie -- Hotels
17 Feb -:- You Don't Know Me -- A little parody
17 Feb -:- Hush Little Baby -- more silliness
17 Feb -:- A Rough Week -- Screamin' Jay Hawkins leaves us, and then...
17 Feb -:- The Chosen
17 Feb -:- Fighting the good fight.
17 Feb -:- Don't Disgrace your Family
17 Feb -:- New Frontiers in Native Language Support
17 Feb -:- NTK Bits, 2000-02-11
17 Feb -:- QOTD -- Williams, 2/13/2000
17 Feb -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 553!
18 Feb -:- QOTD - Grocott, 2/18/00
18 Feb -:- LIT BITS V3 #48
18 Feb -:- TQOSDOO - (Three Quotes-Of-Some-Day-Or-Other) - Savage, Dylan, &
18 Feb -:- Music is Good! - Danny Barnes
18 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/18/00
18 Feb -:- The Dilbert Awards?
21 Feb -:- Bits o' Physics - update.471
21 Feb -:- Some useful information about Bounce and Coke?
21 Feb -:- Windows 2000 source posted to net
21 Feb -:- LIT BITS V3 #51
21 Feb -:- Sweetie on the Beach
21 Feb -:- Bigamous Duct Tape Slut
24 Feb -:- God Creates Sidemen
25 Feb -:- QOTD - Maxwell, 2/24/2000
25 Feb -:- NTK Bits, 2000-02-25
25 Feb -:- Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues
25 Feb -:- QOTD - Robbins, 2/25/2000
25 Feb -:- Win2000 has a few "defects" -- How many? -- 63,000?!
26 Feb -:- QOTD - Kingsley, 2/26/2000
27 Feb -:- LIT BITS V3 #58
27 Feb -:- QOTD - Montessori, 2/27/2000
27 Feb -:- QOTD - Keillor, 2/26/00
28 Feb -:- The Young Person's Guide to the Chorus
28 Feb -:- QOTD - Roth, 2/28/2000
28 Feb -:- QOTD - McMurray, 2/28/00
28 Feb -:- O'Reilly speaks out against Amazon
29 Feb -:- A prophet without honor in his own millennium
29 Feb -:- Bytelock Digest
29 Feb -:- QOTD - Hecht, 2/29/2000
29 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/01/00 -- ShopTalk
29 Feb -:- Putting responsibility before technical progress
29 Feb -:- Dark Matter Update
29 Feb -:- Side-Effects?
1 Mar -:- Clearly? Clearly necessary, but not sufficient.
1 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/02/00
1 Mar -:- eADDRESSES
2 Mar -:- University Memo Series -- What I did this summer.
2 Mar -:- QOTD - Bush, 2/25/00
2 Mar -:- Linux Doc Haiku
2 Mar -:- QOTD - Layne, 3/2/00
2 Mar -:- Microsoft invents symbolic links!
2 Mar -:- Re: Seeking a bouzouki
2 Mar -:- QOTD - Brooks, 3/2/00
3 Mar -:- FOTD - The Hounen Matsuri, 3/15
4 Mar -:- QOTD - Hightower, 3/3/00
4 Mar -:- Read my lips, no new Texans
6 Mar -:- Woman Shops With Knife Protruding From Neck
6 Mar -:- QOTD - Picasso, 3/6/00
6 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/07/00
7 Mar -:- The Pgp Key of the Beast
8 Mar -:- Naming Hubris
8 Mar -:- Nice Work If You Can Get It
8 Mar -:- The Great Consonant Shift
8 Mar -:- Cultural Differences
8 Mar -:- QOTD - Einstein, 3/8/00
9 Mar -:- A Mathematical Limerick
9 Mar -:- The "Happy Coincidence" in God, the Devil, and Bob
9 Mar -:- Cool DNS Tricks Part XVI
9 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/10/00
9 Mar -:- POTD - Juhnke, 3/9/97
11 Mar -:- Pulp Friction - Chained Cheerleaders
11 Mar -:- LIT BITS V3 #71
16 Mar -:- Home Boy Makes Good
16 Mar -:- Weird research result
16 Mar -:- On Friendship - Roosevelt
16 Mar -:- QOTD - Noah ben Shea, 3/16/00
16 Mar -:- William Austin, 1920-2000
24 Mar -:- Online Experience
24 Mar -:- Oscar QOTD 3/20
25 Mar -:- Strike over, Twinkie shortage ends
25 Mar -:- Ding-a-ling!!!!!
25 Mar -:- QOTD in Review -- Ross, 10/19/98
25 Mar -:- legacy software - defined
25 Mar -:- "Bourbon," by Walker Percy (with recipe)
25 Mar -:- Happy Purim! -- A Problem with Mice
26 Mar -:- Magnets?
26 Mar -:- LIT BITS V3 #85
26 Mar -:- NSA holds patent on "holographic storage device"
26 Mar -:- Some not-so-random thoughts on playing for free in nursing homes...
26 Mar -:- JsOTD - 3/20/00
26 Mar -:- QOTD - Meyer, 7/4/68?
26 Mar -:- Gotta Dance! (What were they thinking?)
26 Mar -:- QOTD - 3/20/00, Anon.
28 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/29/00
29 Mar -:- Al Gore and the Internet]
29 Mar -:- Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names
29 Mar -:- It's "Let's Sue the Pants Off of Howdy Doody" Time!
29 Mar -:- The Facts of Life...
29 Mar -:- The compassionate thing to do.
29 Mar -:- Don't even ask me about "Singin' in the Rain."
29 Mar -:- QOTD - Lao-Tzu, 3/29/00
30 Mar -:- Heart Stopper O' The Day
30 Mar -:- Hi Tech Confidence Game
30 Mar -:- Options are a Geek's Best Friend
30 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/31/00
31 Mar -:- A Letter of Apology to Elian Gonzales from Michael Moore
1 Apr -:- Four Jewish Classics
1 Apr -:- LIT BITS V3 #92
1 Apr -:- QOTD - Harrower, 3/31/00
2 Apr -:- Good Times Back home
2 Apr -:- HOWL.com
3 Apr -:- Instructions for Life
3 Apr -:- QOTD - Ziglar, 4/3/00
3 Apr -:- Who wants to be an Alaskan?
3 Apr -:- When Nobody's Awake
4 Apr -:- Relearn An Old Word Each Day (23 days supply)
4 Apr -:- Tobacco Companies with a Sense of Humor
4 Apr -:- Enigma Missing - Cryptonomicon Fans Not Suspected (Yet)
4 Apr -:- QOTD - Eisenhower, 4/4/00
4 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/05/00
5 Apr -:- Flights of Passion
5 Apr -:- The Book Of Jobbing
5 Apr -:- Shipwrecked on Dry Land
5 Apr -:- The History of Marshmallow
7 Apr -:- Rounder Unearths Calypso Treasure
7 Apr -:- Fill Out the Census and Win Your Own Bureaucracy
7 Apr -:- The Complete Bushisms -(Updated Weekly?!)
7 Apr -:- The Recipe
10 Apr -:- 110 Conductor Comments
10 Apr -:- Things to ponder and (maybe) agree with
11 Apr -:- LIT BITS V3 #101
11 Apr -:- Today's Entrepreneurs Are Young -- But Just How Young?
11 Apr -:- The Old Maid
11 Apr -:- Anti-Christ hires Haman to lobby Spawn of Satan
11 Apr -:- AOL Time Warner Acquisition
11 Apr -:- Can you top this?
12 Apr -:- Solving the Farmer's Problem
12 Apr -:- QOTD - Heston, 3/19/00
12 Apr -:- LIT BITS V3 #103
12 Apr -:- Shakedown by Prosecutors
13 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/13/00
13 Apr -:- Unilever?
14 Apr -:- IMF Bars Community Journalists from DC Meetings
14 Apr -:- Comparative Political Anatomy
17 Apr -:- QOTD - NTK now, 2000-04-14
17 Apr -:- Life Imitates Art - Accordion Division
17 Apr -:- What Alan Greenspan *Really* Said
17 Apr -:- Passover Logistics
17 Apr -:- TQOTD - (Tax Quote) Today's the Day
18 Apr -:- QOTD - Steinbeck, 4/18/00
19 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/19/00
19 Apr -:- E-news Flash
19 Apr -:- LIT BITS V3 #110
19 Apr -:- Even Further Telemarketer Torment Techniques
20 Apr -:- Relief Street Bits 4/19/00
20 Apr -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 559!
20 Apr -:- QOTD - Billings, 4/20/00
21 Apr -:- ReliefStreetNewsBits 4/20/00
21 Apr -:- Digital Gutenberg. No, the *original* Gutenberg.
22 Apr -:- Resurrection Cookies
22 Apr -:- QOTD - Coleridge, 4/22/00
23 Apr -:- Zou Zou's Coffehouse Rules
24 Apr -:- Bill and Leo's Excellent Encounter
24 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/25/00
24 Apr -:- S'ok? S'awright. So long...
24 Apr -:- If He Had Fled Mexico, Elian Would Be a Nobody
25 Apr -:- Miami Madness
25 Apr -:- Airline Carry-on & Template News (attention guitarists!)
25 Apr -:- Obit
25 Apr -:- LIT BITS V3 #116
25 Apr -:- Nothing brightens up a room like a "prestige" piano
26 Apr -:- Fight AND Flight
27 Apr -:- A Quiz
27 Apr -:- mini-AIR Bits April 2000
27 Apr -:- Neal Stephenson wins contest he didn't even enter
27 Apr -:- QsOTD - Bartholomew, Mencken, Bodenhein, 4/27/00
28 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/01/00
30 Apr -:- How Many People Are Atheists?
30 Apr -:- April 30 Should Be a National Holiday - A Message from Michael Moore
1 May -:- That giant sucking sound you hear...
1 May -:- As old as the music itself...
1 May -:- Gps Now for Tracking People Not Targetting Missiles
5 May -:- ALL-ONE-GOD faith
5 May -:- Happy International No Diet Day!
5 May -:- QOTD - Duncan, 5/5/00
6 May -:- There'll Always Be an England, part n
6 May -:- ILOVEYOU Brings up a Dreaded Subject
6 May -:- A Virus Brings up a Dreaded Subject (or two)
6 May -:- Two Nuns and One Man
6 May -:- Five Lines, Five Fingers - As if musical nomenclature and theory
6 May -:- Two Air Stories
6 May -:- QOTD - Whitting, 5/6/00
6 May -:- Bits O' BONG Bull No. 560!
7 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #128
8 May -:- The Elian Gonzales Drinking Game.
8 May -:- More Copyright Suits from the Suits
8 May -:- Are you reading...
9 May -:- Jean Shepherd in the Night
10 May -:- Church of Mez Sued by Real Cults
10 May -:- Excerpted: 05/10/00 -- ShopTalk
11 May -:- QOTD - Nicoll, 5/11/00
11 May -:- Twenty-Six Writing Tips from the Prose
11 May -:- Uh-oh . . . MSIE's cookie jar is public
12 May -:- The Hard Truth about Attachments
12 May -:- NTK Bits, 2000-05-12
13 May -:- The I Like You Virus
13 May -:- Tax Audits - ha ha ha
13 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #134
14 May -:- QsOTD - Balanchine & Baryshnikov, 5/14/00
14 May -:- Two Little Old Ladies
14 May -:- If Jesus Was a Folk Singer
15 May -:- domainnamecumpoliticalstatement.com
15 May -:- Everything Give You Cancer - There's No Cure - There's No Answer
15 May -:- Post & Newsweek Remember Vietnam-- but Forget Critics
15 May -:- Straight Players Bent by Crooked Game?
15 May -:- Happy Mother's Day
15 May -:- Judge Jackson, are you listening?
15 May -:- Police Quotes
16 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/17/00
16 May -:- QOTD - Arnim, 5/16/00
16 May -:- QOTD - Leonardo, 5/16/00
16 May -:- "The Awful Truth" vs. "Jesus" -- A message from Michael Moore
16 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #137
17 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #138
17 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/18/00
19 May -:- Abbott & Costello Learn Hebrew
19 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/19/00
19 May -:- Napster debate
19 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/22/00
19 May -:- You Go, Girl
19 May -:- The tease...
19 May -:- NTK Bits, 2000-05-19
19 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #140
19 May -:- When You're Hot, It May Not Be Enough
20 May -:- E-beast on the rampage
20 May -:- Feeling Stressed? Gender May Decide How You Cope.
21 May -:- Happiness?
21 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #142
22 May -:- This might cheer you up...
22 May -:- Wordsmiths are standing by 1-800__
22 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/23/00
23 May -:- Mojave Phone booth Removed!
23 May -:- QOTD - Fromm, 5/23/00
24 May -:- QOTD - Scientific American, 5/24/00
25 May -:- LIT BITS V3 #145
25 May -:- Tootling with Vigour!
25 May -:- QOTD - Brown, 5/25/00
26 May -:- Newlyweds' First Fight
27 May -:- QOTD - Sandburg, 5/26/00
29 May -:- QOTD - Gilman, 5/28/00
30 May -:- Dear Dr. Laura
30 May -:- QOTD - Hepburn, 5/30/00
31 May -:- Nightline Responds on One-Sided China Panel
31 May -:- Memorial Day Suggestion - 28 Years of a Bad Thing is Enough!
1 Jun -:- A Cooking Class Secret
1 Jun -:- Fed Prescribes 'Controlled Burn' of DOT.COMs
1 Jun -:- Bulwer-Lytton awards - 2000
1 Jun -:- Evil Empire Attacks Digital Divas
2 Jun -:- A Typical TV "Anime" Scene
2 Jun -:- Papers Agree to Exclude Critics in Exchange for "Scoop"
5 Jun -:- Movie Ratings Explained
5 Jun -:- War is Heck
5 Jun -:- QOTD - Sondheim, 6/5/00
6 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/06/00
6 Jun -:- QOTD - Saxon, 6/6/00
6 Jun -:- Religious conversion...
7 Jun -:- Major X-Class WHITE-LIGHT Solar Flare Alert - 06 June
7 Jun -:- Global Warming
8 Jun -:- Look up tonight.
9 Jun -:- Mr. Metheny on Mr. G
9 Jun -:- The Mystery of Sticky Geckos
9 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/12/00
9 Jun -:- MUSICIAN: FREE TO A GOOD HOME
9 Jun -:- NTK Bits, 2000-06-0
10 Jun -:- Fun_People in the (Van Cliburn) News
10 Jun -:- Once again, the powers of a satirist are no match for the brutal
10 Jun -:- In the Dummies Series...
10 Jun -:- Proverbs for the New Millennium
12 Jun -:- The Van Cliburn Competition - A View from the Inside
12 Jun -:- The Century Project by photographer Frank Cordelle
12 Jun -:- Important Health Tip for Men
12 Jun -:- Jewish Lovemaking Technique
13 Jun -:- QOTD - McCarthy, 6/13/00
13 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #165
14 Jun -:- The Ten Articles Of Duct Tape
14 Jun -:- One of our biggest secrets
15 Jun -:- Fifteen Things a Jewish Mother Would Never Say
15 Jun -:- Trip report - Sicily
15 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #167
16 Jun -:- Courtney Love/Napster
16 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #168
17 Jun -:- Fun_Person in the news: Secret Museum in Ny Times
18 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #170
19 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #171
19 Jun -:- Cure for Depression
20 Jun -:- What's love?
21 Jun -:- QOTD - Signoret, 6/21/00
21 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/22/00
21 Jun -:- Stop Press - EXTRA!
22 Jun -:- FTL - Mozart Faster Than Light?
28 Jun -:- QOTD - Grudin, 6/27/00
28 Jun -:- JsOTD - The New Instrument & the Huey
28 Jun -:- Cisco/Stanford News.
28 Jun -:- LIT BITS V3 #176
28 Jun -:- QOTD - Stevenson, 6/26/00
28 Jun -:- To all Greasy Hamstertushes from Doofus Liverchunks
29 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/30/00
29 Jun -:- JW spam
30 Jun -:- Re: JW Spam
30 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/03/00
30 Jun -:- RAID striping for HTTP?
1 Jul -:- Musical Quotes
19 Jul -:- Modern digital communications warfare
19 Jul -:- Merely devoid of meaningful content?
19 Jul -:- Klatuu Barada Nicto, or "Quit gnawing on that nice old lady."
19 Jul -:- QOTD - Kierkegaard, 7/19/00
19 Jul -:- LIT BITS V3 #201
20 Jul -:- QOTD - Lawrence, 7/10/00
20 Jul -:- Bits o' TBTF for 2000-07-20
20 Jul -:- Anhedonia
20 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/21/00
20 Jul -:- jazz quotes/quips
21 Jul -:- Re: Splitting the NY Best Seller List to avoid Harry Potter
14 Aug -:- QOTD - Sikes, 8/14/00
14 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #228
14 Aug -:- QOTW - Zappa, 8/14/00
14 Aug -:- Camping Teamwork
15 Aug -:- Dear Diary -- Directions.
15 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/16/00
15 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #229
16 Aug -:- QOTD - Odeon, 8/16/00
16 Aug -:- QOTD - Reid, 8/16/00
17 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #231
17 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/18/00
18 Aug -:- QOTD - 8/17/00, Abbey
18 Aug -:- The Intellectual Enclosure Act
18 Aug -:- NTK Bits, 2000-08-18
18 Aug -:- QOTD -8/18/00, Bedford
18 Aug -:- The Louis Jordan Defense
18 Aug -:- What's New for Aug 18, 2000
18 Aug -:- QOTD - 8/18/00, Orwell
19 Aug -:- QOTD - Frank, 8/19/00
20 Aug -:- QOTD - Davies, 8/20/00
21 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #208
22 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #236
23 Aug -:- He said/she said
24 Aug -:- Joe Lavin's Humor Column
24 Aug -:- QOTD - West, 8/24/00
25 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #239
25 Aug -:- Bazaar
26 Aug -:- YAEASS - Yet Another Example of Awfully Suspicious Statistics...
26 Aug -:- Global KYC
27 Aug -:- QOTD - Johnson, 8/8/00
27 Aug -:- O Brave New World!
27 Aug -:- Weirdness 8/27/00
27 Aug -:- LIT BITS V3 #241
28 Aug -:- How I Feel Today
29 Aug -:- QOTD - Frantz, 8/29/00
29 Aug -:- QOTD - Dowling. 8/29/00
30 Aug -:- I Didn't Survive
8 Sep -:- QOTD - Holm, 5/26/99
8 Sep -:- Important Military Considerations
8 Sep -:- Kasparaging
9 Sep -:- Words from the Washington Post
11 Sep -:- QOTD - Tomlin, 9/11/00
11 Sep -:- Locating the Funny Bone.
11 Sep -:- Global Warming Becomes Global Munching?
11 Sep -:- ROCK THE REAL VOTE! HURRY!
11 Sep -:- Dubya - isms
12 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/12/00
12 Sep -:- PAOTD - (Personal Ad O' The Day) 9/12/00
12 Sep -:- QOTD - Maugham, 9/12/00
12 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #257
12 Sep -:- The Aviators Guide Book
12 Sep -:- Polyglottism
13 Sep -:- QOTD - Seskin, 9/7/00
13 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #252
13 Sep -:- Mrs. Smith's Test
13 Sep -:- QOTD - Wilde, 9/13/00
14 Sep -:- The Gong Show was apparently more interesting than we thought.
14 Sep -:- QOTD - Lubbock, 9/14/00
15 Sep -:- Dictionary Additions...
15 Sep -:- Downocrats and Getuplicans
16 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #261
16 Sep -:- The Albar Albablar Duo
17 Sep -:- Fun_People Updates 9/17/00, Part 1
17 Sep -:- Fun_People Updates 9/17/00, Part 2
17 Sep -:- Whose News?
18 Sep -:- QOTD - Bogart/Hitchcock/O'Rourke, 9/18/00
18 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #262
18 Sep -:- QOTD - Anonymous, 9/18/00
18 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/19/00
19 Sep -:- Subliminal Messages Debunked
20 Sep -:- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
20 Sep -:- QOTD - Parker, 9/20/00
20 Sep -:- All Hail Komrades Thompson and Ritchie.
20 Sep -:- "Nothing, Mom, just playing on the computer..."
20 Sep -:- QOTD#2 - Dawson, 9/20/00
21 Sep -:- Religious Dogma & Denial
21 Sep -:- Come again?
21 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #266
21 Sep -:- Words of Wisdom
25 Sep -:- Cameron Column # 120
25 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #267
25 Sep -:- Food Haikus
25 Sep -:- Relatives
25 Sep -:- NTK Bits, 2000-09-22
25 Sep -:- He'll do for you what he's done for Texas
25 Sep -:- Maybe They Really *Shouldn't* Be Laying Off Those Teachers...
25 Sep -:- Jungle Fever
25 Sep -:- QOTD - Camus, 9/25/00
25 Sep -:- QsOTD - Anderson, 9/25/00
25 Sep -:- QsOTD (more) - Anderson, 9/25/00
26 Sep -:- More Dubya misspeaks of the past 18 months
26 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #270
26 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/27/00
26 Sep -:- BHODA - 9/26/00
26 Sep -:- Looking at Birds, in Meticulous Detail
26 Sep -:- Word Counts
27 Sep -:- Oh woeful to he who thinks he understands...
27 Sep -:- QOTD - Graham, 9/27/00
27 Sep -:- Wag the Dog
27 Sep -:- Dealing with Life... Three child stories
27 Sep -:- Spies R Us.
27 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/28/00
27 Sep -:- LIT BITS V3 #271
28 Sep -:- On Civil Liberties.
28 Sep -:- The Book of My Enemy
1 Oct -:- RIP - Pierre Elliott Trudeau
1 Oct -:- sadoequinonecrophilia
1 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #273
1 Oct -:- Lynne Cheney
2 Oct -:- Scoring after the gold.
2 Oct -:- The Perfect E-Mail Address Harvesting Scam
2 Oct -:- QOTD - West, 10/2/00
2 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #276
2 Oct -:- QOTD - Leonardo, 10/2/00
3 Oct -:- Michael Moore tonight on "Politically Incorrect"...and Other News
3 Oct -:- DHOTD (Dubious Headlines Of The Day) - 10/3/00
3 Oct -:- Planning Ahead...
3 Oct -:- Tweety Bird Zero Tolerance
3 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #277
3 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10-04/00
3 Oct -:- QOTD - Dickens, 10/3/00
3 Oct -:- Rumor to Dump Cheney Just Another Urban Legend....
4 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/05/00
4 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #278
4 Oct -:- QOTD - Ruskin, 10/4/00
5 Oct -:- A Modern Prayer
5 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #279
6 Oct -:- Got Milk?
6 Oct -:- Leaving France
6 Oct -:- Leaving France Pictures
6 Oct -:- QOTD - Raphael/West, 10/6/00
6 Oct -:- Celebrity Toy Wishes
6 Oct -:- The Story of Mel - A classic
6 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #280
6 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/09/00
7 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #281
7 Oct -:- QOTD - Vonnegut, 10/7/00
9 Oct -:- MC Hawking
9 Oct -:- The Black House
9 Oct -:- QOTD - Ford, 10/9/00
9 Oct -:- The Nine Billion Names of Jack
9 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #283
9 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #282
10 Oct -:- Day in the life of an orchid enthusiast
10 Oct -:- Flappers 2 Rappers: American Youth Slang
10 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #284
10 Oct -:- Everything's Coming Up Moses
10 Oct -:- From McSweeney's...... Lake Minnesota Days
10 Oct -:- The Frog
10 Oct -:- France 2000, The Flight Over
11 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #285
11 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/12/00
11 Oct -:- His Health Is in Your Hands
11 Oct -:- France 2000, Day Two in Nice
11 Oct -:- Walky-talky, Handy-talky, and Creepy-peepy?
12 Oct -:- France 2000, Relatives & Nice
12 Oct -:- France 2000, Vasion-La-Romaine
12 Oct -:- France 2000, Chateauneuf du Pape (wine country)
12 Oct -:- France 2000, Entrevaux
12 Oct -:- Self-help and Coping
12 Oct -:- Wondering what Lassie would do.
12 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/13/00
12 Oct -:- With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan (yet again)
12 Oct -:- For Friends and Gore Supporters with a Hangover
12 Oct -:- Look honey, syrup!!
30 Oct -:- Debate Transcript
30 Oct -:- mini-AIR Bits Oct 2000 -- Ig Winners
30 Oct -:- Passers-by "Mooned" After Minor Auto Accident
30 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #303
30 Oct -:- The Logic of Kids
30 Oct -:- Restaurants before the Revolution
30 Oct -:- Laser Lawnmower (after the Revolution)
30 Oct -:- A Trip Down Memory Lane
30 Oct -:- QOTD - Bankhead, 1/30/00
30 Oct -:- On the Shoulders of Giants
30 Oct -:- Cleaned up for you - automatically!
30 Oct -:- QOTD - cummings, 10/20/00
30 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #295
30 Oct -:- Signs of the apocalypse #28193101
30 Oct -:- A Question About Primates
30 Oct -:- Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
30 Oct -:- ASOTD (Airline Stories O' The Day) - 10/30/00
30 Oct -:- Electoral food for thought
30 Oct -:- Porno-Cubism
31 Oct -:- New Horizons in Democracy -- Be a Nader Trader
31 Oct -:- LIT BITS V3 #305
31 Oct -:- An Open Letter to Gore From Moore
1 Nov -:- Voting Alert !
1 Nov -:- QOTD - Cicero, 11/1/00
1 Nov -:- Tornado Trashes Trailer Park
2 Nov -:- Getting To Know You...
2 Nov -:- QOTD - George, 11/2/00
3 Nov -:- [Mike's Message] That's THREE Arrests for Bush -- How Many More?
3 Nov -:- Chicken Freedom
3 Nov -:- Bushisms: Oct 2000
3 Nov -:- Vote Swapping Sites refuse to shut down
3 Nov -:- How Paul Died
3 Nov -:- HOTD (headline of the day) - Post, 11/3/00
5 Nov -:- QOTD - Adler, 10/24/00
5 Nov -:- The Dangers of Marijuana - Sagan
6 Nov -:- How Gore Can Win
6 Nov -:- My Irish Uncle
6 Nov -:- It was a joke, son, a joke!
6 Nov -:- 21 Rules revisited
6 Nov -:- What is a Goron? (21 Rules, a response)
6 Nov -:- And the body never lies...
6 Nov -:- What Went Wrong With The Nomination Process
8 Nov -:- Dr. Laura Pulls A String...
8 Nov -:- THIS JUST IN: BUSH OR GORE MAY WIN!
13 Nov -:- The Election Gooes On...
13 Nov -:- Quite Rabid - The Election, According to the Jefferson Airplane?
13 Nov -:- Careful - this may be a trick.
14 Nov -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 577!
15 Nov -:- Nobel Winner's Theories Raise Uproar
15 Nov -:- One Precedent.
15 Nov -:- 13 Myths about the Results of the 2000 Election
15 Nov -:- The Canadian sense of humor.
15 Nov -:- To Become the King of State
16 Nov -:- Retro-Push - Did you ever watch "Land of the Lost"?
16 Nov -:- Look Yonder Coming -- The Orange Blossom Special
16 Nov -:- More Precedent?
16 Nov -:- Palm Beach Pokey
20 Nov -:- Quotes: Leif Segerstam
20 Nov -:- QsOTD - Texans, 11/7/00
21 Nov -:- What A Wonderful World
21 Nov -:- The Poets Speak
22 Nov -:- LIT BITS V3 #326
22 Nov -:- John Henry, the Vote-Countin' Man
22 Nov -:- Lies of the music business
22 Nov -:- The votes are in
22 Nov -:- NPR & Fresh Air on Thanksgiving
22 Nov -:- Ig Nobelity (was Re: NPR & Fresh Air on Thanksgiving)
22 Nov -:- Thankstaking
22 Nov -:- LIT BITS V3 #327
22 Nov -:- RIP mike muuss, author of ping
23 Nov -:- Foreign Aid for Election
24 Nov -:- What Ensues? The Top 10 Dot-Sitcoms
24 Nov -:- NTK Bits, 2000-11-24
24 Nov -:- Disputed Elections: An American Tradition
25 Nov -:- Cicero on the electoral process
26 Nov -:- QOTD - Churchill, 11/26/00
27 Nov -:- Please give that others may be free
27 Nov -:- LIT BITS V3 #332
27 Nov -:- Election 3000 Debate
28 Nov -:- QOTD - Shapiro, 11/28/00
28 Nov -:- Caffeine so Late at Night?
28 Nov -:- Wayne Newton croons for GOP rent-a-mob
28 Nov -:- QOTM - Wilde, 11/00
29 Nov -:- Broward County: A Report from the Front
29 Nov -:- Excerpted: 11/28/00 -- ShopTalk
29 Nov -:- Sliding Scale
29 Nov -:- Big Questions
29 Nov -:- Give 'em an Inch...
29 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/30/00
29 Nov -:- QOTD - Holliday, 11/29/00
30 Nov -:- Forgetful?
30 Nov -:- How the Grinch Stole Election Day
30 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/01/00
30 Nov -:- LIT BITS V3 #335
1 Dec -:- POLICE SLAUGHTER HUNDREDS
1 Dec -:- Top 10 Tech-Influenced Action/Adventure TV Shows
1 Dec -:- and the beat goes on... the London Observer on Katherine Harris
1 Dec -:- How to be a Whistleblower and Keep Your Job
2 Dec -:- And the beat goes on -- St. Chad... unbelievable but apparently true
2 Dec -:- LIT BITS V3 #337
2 Dec -:- The Ballot Hymn of the Republic
3 Dec -:- LIT BITS V3 #338
3 Dec -:- We Could Learn a Lot from Bluejays...
3 Dec -:- QOTD - Larson, 12/3/00
3 Dec -:- QOTD - Raymond, 6/22/99
3 Dec -:- Those Sneaky Irish!
3 Dec -:- The Perfect Husband
4 Dec -:- Solidarity Forever!
4 Dec -:- Sex (with your spouse) Reduces Stroke Risk
4 Dec -:- Another Election Song
4 Dec -:- A Couple?
6 Dec -:- Mike the Headless Chicken
6 Dec -:- Bits of BONG Bull No. 579!
6 Dec -:- The Christmas Story
6 Dec -:- A Difficult Question
7 Dec -:- Recount Reveals Nader Defeated
7 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/08/00
7 Dec -:- Giant has a Posse
7 Dec -:- Do mutant females walk among us?
7 Dec -:- If God's gotta do it...
8 Dec -:- Lester Grinspoon OP ED in Boston Globe
8 Dec -:- ABCs of the Florida Recount
8 Dec -:- Top 10 Problems With the Microsoft Home of the Future
8 Dec -:- NTK bits, 2000-12-08
9 Dec -:- Election FINALLY decided.....
9 Dec -:- Clarence vs. Evaporation
9 Dec -:- Updates of Common Expressions
10 Dec -:- LIT BITS V3 #345
11 Dec -:- Judgment Day O'Connor [THE CORRECTED VERSION OF MM'S 12/11/00
11 Dec -:- So THAT Explains It!
11 Dec -:- Choose Your Own Election
11 Dec -:- QOTD - Bernstein, 12/11/00
11 Dec -:- TOP SECRET / GWB / Inaugural / First draft / for Consultation
11 Dec -:- [Michael Moore again] -- Those Democrats Are About to Cave. Should
12 Dec -:- Those 12 Days!
12 Dec -:- QOTD - Koran, 12/12/00
13 Dec -:- Supreme Court Logic
13 Dec -:- QOTM - Stevens, 12/12/00
13 Dec -:- The Bloom Is Off the Robe
14 Dec -:- Scalia's on First, Bush is on Second, ...
14 Dec -:- A Brighter Side
15 Dec -:- QOTW - Stalin, 12/15
15 Dec -:- QOTD - Rivers, 11/7/00
15 Dec -:- A Card of Reconciliation
15 Dec -:- NTK Bits, 2000-12-15
16 Dec -:- Scam Alert - Fake Survey
16 Dec -:- Elections in Florida - A Pattern Emerges
16 Dec -:- POTD - 12/16/00 - I laughed, but I'm not sure it's funny.
17 Dec -:- The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Part II
19 Dec -:- NPR and Trent Lott Pull the Plug on Community Radio
19 Dec -:- Modern Medical Advances
19 Dec -:- Tennis on the Titanic
20 Dec -:- Luke! I am Father Christmas!
20 Dec -:- Four New Moons Spotted around Saturn
20 Dec -:- Nostradamus sees W coming?
20 Dec -:- Old songs, new lyrics
20 Dec -:- LIT BITS V3 #355
21 Dec -:- A Christmas Appeal to President Clinton -- A Message from Michael
23 Dec -:- RIP Kirsty MacColl
24 Dec -:- RIP Victor Borge, clown prince of Denmark
25 Dec -:- QOTD - Franklin, 12/25/00
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