Fun_People Archive
22 Dec
Share your profits.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 99 05:20:20 -0800
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Subject: Share your profits.

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From: The Psychic Investor, by Marcus Goodwin, published in December
	by Adams Media Corporation

There is no greater moment of psychological importance to a human being than
the orgasm.  Sex magick employs the power and hypersensitivity of the orgasm
for the purpose of directing energy towards a target.  In this case, our
target is your stock pick.  This will be the most powerful form of magick
you will use, and after the good folks at the New York Stock Exchange
realize how effective it is, they may elect to add a suite of private rooms
to the Exchange.

Sex magick is a team effort, so you'll need a partner.  Pick a partner who
has a mutual interest in seeing the stock go up.  The spell is enhanced if
both parties share the wealth.

Here are the four steps for making sex magick work for you:

1.  This spell should be cast after dark and in the absence of all
artificial illumination other than one white candle.  Carve a stock's ticker
symbol into the side of the candle.  Sit quietly for a moment with your
partner, light the carved candle, and focus all of your attention on the
stock in question.  Chant the ticker symbol aloud three times and express
your desires to the good spirits regarding the stock.  Say aloud three
times, "I want [stock symbol] to go up." Allow your partner to join in the
chant.

2.  Stand face-to-face and slowly remove your clothes.  Take your time.
Gently stroke, kiss, and caress each other to bring on sexual arousal.
Allow the energy in the room to build.  Allow your mind to drift from the
stock in question to each other, enjoying the *sex* of the moment.  When
you are both fully aroused, sex should begin, face-to-face, with the man
seated in a comfortable position and the woman seated on top of him.  Both
parties should refrain from orgasm as long as possible.  The longer you can
hold off the orgasm, the more powerful the spell will be.

3.  Now here's the tricky part.  you must bring your attention back to the
stock.  Repeat the stock symbol aloud three times and begin to rock back
and forth.  Take your time and get a good visual picture of where you would
like to see this stock go.  Continue to repeat the phrase, "I want [symbol]
to go up.  I want [symbol] to go up."  Allow the energy to build.  Meditate
on the company.  Reflect on all you have learned about the company.
Envision the stock price going up $1; now it is moving up $5; now it is
doubling, tripling, quadrupling.  Continue to rock back and forth as you
both move closer to orgasm.  See in your mind's eye the stock price soaring.
Witness the stock climbing higher, higher, and even higher.  When both of
you can hold out no longer, orgasm and feel the power being released.

4.  Relax, and thank your partner for a job well done.  Share your profits.

© 1999 Peter Langston