Fun_People Archive
20 Dec
WTO Carols

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 99 13:15:29 -0800
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Subject: WTO Carols

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Let Us Go, WTO, WTO
(tune: Let It Snow, Let It Snow)

Oh, the riots outside are frightful,
 And they get much worse at nightfall,
  So remember: keep your head down low;
   WTO- WTO- WTO

The mayor is sad and shaken,
 To a nightmare he awakened,
  What a crisis to undergo;
  WTO- WTO- WTO

   When the anarchists say goodbye,
   Once there's nary a building left clean,
   They'll be laughing with great delight,
   All the way back to Eugene.

Now, the dumpster fires are dying,
 As some shoppers start their buying,
  But the memory will never go;
   WTO- WTO- WTO
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WORLD TRADE
(tune: Silver Bells)

People Clashing, Windows Smashing, Chaos mile after mile...
 In the air we are feeling the tear gas....
  Kids-a-looting, Cops-a-shooting, Rubber bullets galore...
   And on every street corner there's fear.

World Trade....World Trade
What have you done to our city.
What ding-a-ling, Let you bring
This mess to our peaceful town.

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Twelve Days of Trade Talks
(tune: 12 days of Christmas)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Marchers Marching
11 Looters Looting
10 Chanters Chanting
 9 Cops-A-Freaking
 8 Troopers Trooping
 7 Blocks-A-Burning
 6 Merchants Weeping
 5 Tear Gas Clouds
 4 Falling Girls
 3 Blunt Clubs
 2 Stinging Eyes
	and
An Embarrassment on National TV.
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