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29 Nov
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

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	How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole
lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light
bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.  By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh?  Huh?  Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a
light bulb?

© 1999 Peter Langston