Fun_People Archive
29 Nov
Eating Twinkies at the Barbershop

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 99 01:48:04 -0800
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Subject: Eating Twinkies at the Barbershop

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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.  She stands next to
the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
    The barber smiles at her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie."
    "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get boobies, too."

© 1999 Peter Langston