Fun_People Archive
25 Nov
Classic Condom Aid

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 99 13:27:59 -0800
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Subject: Classic Condom Aid
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    President Yeltsin called President Clinton in a panic: "Our largest
condom factory just exploded" the Russian President cried.  "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their
power to help you," replied the President magnanimously.

"It will take a whole week to repair the factory" said Yeltsin. "Could you
possibly send 1,000,000 condoms to tide us over?"

"Why certainly!  I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?  Could the condoms be red in color
and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?"  asked Yeltsin smugly.

"No problem," replied President Clinton and, with that, he hung up and
called the President of Trojan.  "I need a favor.  I need 1,000,000 condoms
right away to send to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done.  Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each
one."

© 1999 Peter Langston