Fun_People Archive
27 Oct
Lion Tamer/Taming

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 99 12:11:23 -0700
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Subject: Lion Tamer/Taming

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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.
One is a good looking guy in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous
blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.  This is one
ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're
history.  Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun.  Who wants to
try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her, but she just throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles.  He continues to lick her calves and then rests his head
at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.  He remarks, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life."  He then turns to the young man and asks,
"Can you top that?"

"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."

© 1999 Peter Langston