Fun_People Archive
27 Oct
Getting ready to pass on... - Bloomie's in the News

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Date: Wed, 27 Oct 99 12:02:09 -0700
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Subject: Getting ready to pass on... - Bloomie's in the News

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A old woman from New York was getting her affairs in order.  She prepared
her will and made her final arrangements.  As part of these arrangements
she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she
wanted, etc.  She told her rabbi she had two final requests.  First, she
wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over
Bloomindales.  "Bloomindales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomindales?" "That
way, I know my daughters will visit me at least twice a week."

© 1999 Peter Langston