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21 Oct
Betty and Gladys

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 99 03:40:54 -0700
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Subject: Betty and Gladys

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There were 2 elderly spinsters, Betty and Gladys.  It's Betty's birthday
and she looks at Gladys and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm
going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've, er, ... had a man!!"

Gladys says, "Yes, anything you say, dear; just make sure you're home by 10
so I don't worry about you."

10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Betty... 11 o'clock... 12
o'clock... Finally about 1:30 AM the front door flies open and Betty runs
in -- and straight to the bathroom.

Gladys goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Betty?"

She gets only a muffled answer, so she opens the door and there sits Betty
with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between
her legs looking at herself.

"What is it, Betty? What's wrong?" asks Gladys.

"Gladys, it was 8 inches long when it went in... and 4 when it came out. When
I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!

© 1999 Peter Langston