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JOTD - 8/31/99

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A Polar Bear goes into a yuppie fern-filled bar and says, "Nice place.
Can I have a gin and,................................... tonic, please?"
The bartender starts pouring and says, "Sure, but why the long pause?"
"Don't know," Polar Bear says looking down. "I've always had them."

© 1999 Peter Langston