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31 Aug
What's Worse Than A Pyromaniac in a Blazer?

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    What's Worse Than A Pyromaniac in a Blazer?

Insurance adjusters in Acclaim

Yassir Arafat and Menahim Begin in an Accord

A spiritualist in an Aurora

A mother-in-law in a Barracuda

An exterminator in a Beetle

A construction worker in a Bobcat

A grand dame in a Bonneville

Christa McAuliffe in a Challenger

Oscar De la Hoya in a Challenger

An electrician in a Charger

Tonto in a Cherokee

An orator in a Civic

A traffic cop in a Citation

Rosie O'Donnel and Charlton Heston in a Colt

Edmund Halley in a Comet

The Drifters in a Continental

Blackbeard in a Corsair

John Mellencamp in a Cougar

Russell Means in a Dakota

A seamstress in a Dart

Kissinger in a Diplomat

Joan Collins in a Dynasty

An astronomer in an Eclipse

Something real in an El Camino

A Spanish explorer in an Eldorado

A mourner in an Electra

Jaime Retief in an Envoy

Xaviera Hollander in an Escort

Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta

A big Mac in a Fleetwood

Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura

A gentleman in a Gallant

Steven Spielberg in a Gremlin

Kato in a green Hornet

Nero in an Imperial

Hilbert in an Infiniti

Charles Lindberg in an Intrepid

A car thief in a Jimmy

A creature in a black Laguna

Wonder Woman in a gold Lariat

A French room in a LaSalle

A headless horseman in a Legend

A paralegal in a Lexus (nexus)

Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning

Public-TV yoga instructor Lillias in a Lotus

Barbie in a Malibu

A theater manager in a Marquis

A Bullfighter in a Matador

Jim Garner in a Maverick

An opera star in a Metropolitan

Prince Rainier in a Monaco

A lepidopterist in a Monarch

A statistician in a Monte Carlo

Black Beauty in a Mustang

A country singer in a Neon

Carl Sagan in a Nova

Hillary Clinton in a Park Avenue

A customs inspector in a Passport

Lewis and Clark in a Pathfinder

An orchestra conductor in a Prelude

A proctologist in a Probe

A second-story man in a Prowler

A proctologist in a Ram

Queen Elizabeth in a Regal

Prince Charles in a Regency

Princess Stephanie in a Riviera

Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner

Rocks in a Rolls

A dog trainer in a Rover

A Good Humor man in a S'Coupe

A reporter in a S'Coupe

A barber in a Seville

Bruce Lee in a Sidekick

A classical musician in a Sonata

Miss Muffet in a Spyder

Dorothy in a Syclone

A band leader in a Tempo

A totem in a Thunderbird

A jeweler in a Topaz

Dorothy and Toto in a Toronado

A snake handler in a Viper

Christopher Columbus in a Voyager

Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit

The creeps in a Willys

Levi Strauss in a Wrangler

Sgt. Preston in a Yukon


Submitted by: W. E. McKean
Additions by: P. Langston <psl>

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