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23 Aug
Vacation Romance

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Bill and Jody meet on vacation and quickly fall in love.
At the trip's end, they decide to open up to each other.

"It's only fair to warn you, Jody," Bill says.  "In my regular life I'm a
golf pro.  I live, eat, sleep, and breathe golf."

"Well, I'll be honest, too," Jody says.  "I'm a hooker."

Bill looks crestfallen for a moment, then says, "Are you keeping your wrists
straight?

© 1999 Peter Langston