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23 Aug
A Blackboard Tale

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Date: Mon, 23 Aug 99 12:01:36 -0700
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 Blackboard........................!

 One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
 had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.  She turned around, scanned
 the class looking for the guilty face.  Finding none, she quickly erased
 it, and began her class.  The next day she went into the room, and she saw,
 in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.  Again, she
 looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded
 with the day's lesson.  Every morning, for about a week, she went into the
 classroom and found the same naughty word written on the board, each day's
 word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked
 in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead,
 found:  "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

© 1999 Peter Langston