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21 Jun
Got A Lot Of Nerves!

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Date: Mon, 21 Jun 99 22:18:41 -0700
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"Nerve endings," said God's assistant.  "How many should I put in each of
her hands?"

"How many did we put in Adam's hands?", asked The Lord.

"Two hundred, O Mighty One", replied the assistant.

"Then we shall do the same for Eve and all women," said The Lord.

"How many nerve endings should we put in Eve's genitals?"

"How many did we put in Adam's?" asked The Lord.

"Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One", replied the assistant.

"Of course, we did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in
his life, didn't we?  Do the same for women", said The Lord.

"Yes, O Great Lord."

"No, wait!" said The Lord.  "I've got it.  Give them ten thousand, I want to
hear them scream out my name!..."

© 1999 Peter Langston