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6 May
JOTD - golf, 5/6/99

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  6 May 99 16:38:39 -0700
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A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking
he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he
knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing,
then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto
the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow
asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally
squeaked out, once he was able to speak again.

"Oh great!", the beginner replied, "NOW you tell me!"

© 1999 Peter Langston