Fun_People Archive
4 May
Little Johnny

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Date: Tue,  4 May 99 20:21:45 -0700
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Little Johnny sees Daddy's car pass the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny finds this so exciting that he can barely contain himself as
he runs home to tell his mother excitedly...  "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE
PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."  Mommy interrupts, telling him to slow down
and stop shouting.  So Little Johnny tells her, "I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.  I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane laid
down on the seat and ..."  At this point, Mommy interrupts again and says,
with a mischievous twinkle in her eye, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.  I  want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."  Little Johnny says "Well,
okay; if you say so..."
    That night, at the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his
interesting story.  Johnny starts telling his story, describing the car into
the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and building up to
"and then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the army!"

© 1999 Peter Langston