Fun_People Archive
2 May
Doctor's Ethics

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  2 May 99 11:28:50 -0700
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A woman in her doctor's office shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"

The flustered Doctor says that it would be against his code of ethics to
kiss her.

A few minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, PLEASE, kiss me!"

Again he refuses, apologetically, but says that as a doctor he simply cannot
kiss her.

Another few minutes pass, and the woman again pleads; "Doctor, Doctor,
please kiss me just once!"

"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably
shouldn't even be fucking you".

© 1999 Peter Langston