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24 Mar
What, no Cover-Girl Smear Proof Lipstick?

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The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky / Walters Interview" (and
yes, these really did air during the interview):

5. Victoria's Secret lingerie.
4. Burger King --
   Featuring the song "It's My Party, and I'll Cry if I Want To."
3. Oral-B Deluxe.
2. A promo for the TV movie "Cleopatra," with the following voice-over:
   "When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world."
1.  Maytag's Neptune washing machine --
    "It actually has the power to remove stains!"

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