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15 Mar
Daddy, what is sex?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 99 14:46:39 -0800
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Subject: Daddy, what is sex?

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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked
him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided
that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough
to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he
proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse.  When he finished explaining, the little
girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the father asked her, "Why did you ask this
question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Mom says that dinner will be ready in just a
couple of sex."

© 1999 Peter Langston