Fun_People Archive
12 Mar
Bessie Stories

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 99 12:44:11 -0800
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80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the men's retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

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Bessie was famous for walking wearing nothing but a robe...  She was fond
of flashing it open and exposing herself while yelling "Super Pussy!"

Most residents were used to her behavior and would just ignore her, but a
new gentlemen had just moved into the home and she was at her glorious best
when she flashed him repeatedly saying "Super Pussy!" while gyrating her
elderly hips.

The gentleman pensively observed her behavior and politely responded:
"I think I'll have the soup, thank you."

© 1999 Peter Langston