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29 Jan
The English and the Irish...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 99 15:14:54 -0800
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Subject: The English and the Irish...
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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.  One guy said he
wanted to irritate him.  He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on
the shoulder.  "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy." "Oh really? Hmm,
didn't know that."  Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies.
"I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!"

"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn."  The second
English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder.  "I hear
your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"  "Oh, wow, I didn't know that!  Thank
you."  Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies.
"You're right; he's unshakable!"

The third English man said: "No, no, no, I bet I can really piss him off,
you just watch."  He walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the
shoulder and said: "I hear your St. Patrick was really an English man!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies have been telling me."

© 1999 Peter Langston