Fun_People Archive
28 Jan
Love Stamps

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 99 14:14:02 -0800
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Subject: Love Stamps

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A woman at the post office one day sees a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter, methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes
with hearts all over them.  Once they're all stamped, the man takes out a
perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them.

Her curiosity getting the better of her, she goes up to the man and asks
him what he is doing. He says "I'm sending out 1,000 valentines signed,
'You know who'."

"But why?" asks the woman.

"It's my job.  I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

© 1999 Peter Langston