Fun_People Archive
22 Jan
Your Vote Counts

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 99 11:33:21 -0800
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Subject: Your Vote Counts

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Let's Imagine -

It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.

Candidate A:
 + Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
 + He's had two mistresses.
 + He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
 + Was kicked out of office twice.
 + Sleeps until noon.
 + Used opium in college.
 + Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
 + Is a decorated war hero.
 + He's a vegetarian
 + Doesn't smoke,
 + Drinks an occasional beer
 + Hasn't had any illicit affairs.



Which of these candidates is your choice?

You don't really need any more information, do you?




Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

© 1999 Peter Langston