Fun_People Archive
11 Jan
Possible Mergers for 1999

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 99 12:13:42 -0800
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Subject: Possible Mergers for 1999

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	Possible Mergers for 1999

Xerox and Wurlitzer:  They're going to make reproductive organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:  New company will be called
Fairwell Honey child

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:  New company will be called
Poly-Warner-Cracker

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business
Systems:  New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M & Goodyear:  MmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price:  Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:  Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company:  3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:  Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:  Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:  Zip Audi Do-Da

© 1999 Peter Langston