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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/11/99

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Excerpted-from: 01/11/99 -- ShopTalk

                       Monday January 11, 1999
                 <http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm>

       "Police at Kennedy Airport arrested a Catholic priest with a gun...
        The FAA estimates that for every priest with a gun they catch 40 nuns
        with rulers."
				-- Colin Quinn, on SNL

                               &&&&&&&&&&

President Clinton's impeachment trial started Thursday.  "If they find him
guilty of lying about sex, he gets to become speaker of the House." (Zack
Taylor)

House Speaker Danny Hastert says he wants to restore public faith that the
U.S. Congress works for the people.  "What is it with these GOP speakers?
First we get an adulterer, and now we have a hallucinator." (Hamilton)

European Union nations launched a new currency this month. "The Euro creates
the world's second largest economy.  Right after Starbucks." (Kenny Noble
Cortes)

John Wayne Bobbitt is writing his autobiography, and in the book he compares
the crime committed against him to the O.J. Simpson case.  "To be fair,
there are similarities.  In both cases, someone lost a family member."
(Leno)

© 1999 Peter Langston