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4 Jan
The Amazing Psychic Fortune-Telling Test

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  4 Jan 99 18:39:49 -0800
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Subject: The Amazing Psychic Fortune-Telling Test

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[I've debunked many scams in Fun_People, but this one really works!  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Dan Hunt <dan@opnsys.com>

  "I was skeptical at first -- these things never work for me.
   But this one was dead on."

  "Spooky...  This one was so accurate that it really freaked me out."

You must follow the rules on this exactly, otherwise it won't work.
It's really scary how this works out.  NO CHEATING!!!!

A. First, get a pen and paper.

B. Second, write the numbers one through six down the left side of the page.

C. Next to number one, write any number...

D. Next to number two, write the name of anyone to whom you are really
  attracted...

E. Next to number three, write down the first color that comes to mind...

F. Next to number four, write the name of your first pet....

G. Next to number five write down the name of a family member...

H. Next to number six write down the name of another family member...

Remember... no cheating.....





Keep scrolling down........









Don't cheat, or it won't work.......






Here are the answers....

1. The number next to number one shows how many times you should be smashed
   over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid tests like
   this actually mean anything....

2. The person named next to number two is someone who secretly loathes you
   because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this....

3. The color you picked means nothing.  It's a friggin' color for Christ's
   sake....

4. Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....

5. Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be
   related to you.....

6. See #5.

Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck and you  
can feel superior.
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