1999
Fun_People articles from 1999 in chronological order
4 Jan -:- History Does Repeat Itself.
4 Jan -:- The Amazing Psychic Fortune-Telling Test
4 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/05/99
4 Jan -:- JOTD - 1/4/99, Sick Leave
4 Jan -:- MAKE $$$$ FAST!
4 Jan -:- An Assessment of MP3 vs. Lucent's EPAC
5 Jan -:- LIT BITS V2 #6
5 Jan -:- Bits o' TBTF for 1999-01-04: Blue moons
5 Jan -:- Pussycats
6 Jan -:- Learning English
6 Jan -:- Identifying Drivers
6 Jan -:- Ruminatory Bits - 11/17/98
6 Jan -:- a car in your Palm
6 Jan -:- Niccolo Machiavelli
7 Jan -:- Set It Free
7 Jan -:- "William Jefferson Clinton, you just wait till your father comes
7 Jan -:- What's Y'all's Sign?
7 Jan -:- Records and Albums
7 Jan -:- LIT BITS V2 #8
7 Jan -:- Formal Dress? Pink Dinner Jacket? Tux?
8 Jan -:- Things You Learn in Dreams...
8 Jan -:- QOTD - 1/8/99, Huxley
8 Jan -:- NTK Bits, 1999-01-08
10 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/11/99
10 Jan -:- LIT BITS V2 #11
11 Jan -:- Possible Mergers for 1999
11 Jan -:- A Boating Tale
12 Jan -:- The News in Anagrams - 1/12/99
12 Jan -:- The Y2K Scapegoat is Chosen!
12 Jan -:- Capitalism vs. Communism
19 Jan -:- The comedian's-eye View of 01/19/99
19 Jan -:- The Sick Irishman
20 Jan -:- QOTD - Kierkegaard, 1/20/99
20 Jan -:- Bay Area Story Problems
20 Jan -:- QOTD - Stallman, 1/20/99
20 Jan -:- Unhooking Windows from a laptop -- a true story
20 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/20/99
20 Jan -:- And they said Vaudeville was dead...
20 Jan -:- QOTD - Lichtenberg, 1/20/99
20 Jan -:- The OSHA Hazards Hit Parade
20 Jan -:- LIT BITS V2 #21
20 Jan -:- It's a Small World
21 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 1/21/99
21 Jan -:- Congratulatory Pagers Precipitate Car Crash
21 Jan -:- QOTD - Butler, 1/21/99
22 Jan -:- The Comedians-eye View of 01/22/99
22 Jan -:- Your Vote Counts
22 Jan -:- Silly JsOTD - 1/22/99
22 Jan -:- AGP - (A Good Point)
22 Jan -:- LIT BITS V2 #23
24 Jan -:- Largesse or Largeness
25 Jan -:- The Rabbi & the Tax Official
25 Jan -:- Advice for the pregnant couple.
25 Jan -:- QOTD - Gibran, 1/25/99
26 Jan -:- QOTD - Robbins, 1/26/99
26 Jan -:- Things NEVER Said in Theatre
26 Jan -:- Asia Offers Unique Fire Protection Challenges
26 Jan -:- Jurassic Jesus
27 Jan -:- QOTD - Shepard, 1/27/99
28 Jan -:- Chinese Medical Psychosomatic Music for Therapy
28 Jan -:- British women behave in much the same way.
28 Jan -:- Viewable With Any Browser
28 Jan -:- Love Stamps
28 Jan -:- Books -- Bulk Over Content?
28 Jan -:- Pluto Safe From Demotion
29 Jan -:- NTK Bits, 1999-01-29
29 Jan -:- The English and the Irish...
31 Jan -:- Wake Up Call
31 Jan -:- Ten Professions Defined
1 Feb -:- Fun_People Updates 2/1/99
1 Feb -:- Commentary from a Sibling Nation
2 Feb -:- QOTD -- Stein, 2/2/99
3 Feb -:- Watch Your Words - niggardly
3 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/03/99
3 Feb -:- SOTD - Sig O' The Day, 2/3/99
3 Feb -:- Anatomy Lesson
3 Feb -:- WQOTD -- anon, 2/3/98
3 Feb -:- Bits o' Bull No. 504!
4 Feb -:- Heaven and Hell -- The Difference
4 Feb -:- Ford and the Radio
4 Feb -:- LIT BITS V2 #36
5 Feb -:- "Trojan Horse" Computer Virus Infects Humans!
5 Feb -:- Ex-cons vs. MBAs
5 Feb -:- NTK bits, 1999-02-05
5 Feb -:- JsOTD - 2/5/99
6 Feb -:- QOTD - 1/6/99, Pushkin
6 Feb -:- Baby Boom Concerns -- Can You Relate?
7 Feb -:- Weirdness [551] - 28Aug98
7 Feb -:- But Will the Free Stock Be Worth Something?
7 Feb -:- Out of the Mouths of Babes
8 Feb -:- Re: But Will the Free Stock Be Worth Something?
8 Feb -:- Kids, write this down.
8 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/09/99
9 Feb -:- A Call from Mom & The Suit
9 Feb -:- Further Senate Action
9 Feb -:- JOTD - 2/9/99
9 Feb -:- Would You Like to Play the Guitar?
9 Feb -:- Why is this obvious?
10 Feb -:- Uh-Oh... (that's spelled UL)
10 Feb -:- Reduced Expectations?
10 Feb -:- The Origins of Valentine's Day.
10 Feb -:- Is Tinky Winky Out of the Closet?
11 Feb -:- G W Bush announces his candidacy
11 Feb -:- Beckett's Breath
12 Feb -:- The YtoK Problem
12 Feb -:- Easy Latin 101
16 Feb -:- QOTD - Lavin, 1/16/99
16 Feb -:- Lovely Orlando, Florida
16 Feb -:- Exciting Happenings in the Quantum Realms
16 Feb -:- Personal Ads - Another Valentine's Day Treat
16 Feb -:- QOTD - The Fat Lady Sings, 2/12/99
16 Feb -:- Zee Cab-baj Do Not Run Away From Zee Corned Beef!
16 Feb -:- Microsoft Antitrust Defense 2.0
16 Feb -:- Quote of the Day - anon, 2/16/99
16 Feb -:- Aussie Story - Permitted Attachments
18 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/18/99
20 Feb -:- LIT BITS V2 #52
20 Feb -:- Cross Training Bras
21 Feb -:- Physics News Bits - AIPBPN update.415
22 Feb -:- Kid's Say The Things -- not all of them Darndest
22 Feb -:- QOTD - PJ O'Rourke, 2/22/99
23 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/23/99
23 Feb -:- Sponges
23 Feb -:- QOTD - God and beetles, 2/23/99
24 Feb -:- MITHOTD - MIT Hostnames Of The Day (real!)
24 Feb -:- The bum
26 Feb -:- ALERT: Alabama Needs Sex Toys!
27 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/01/99
27 Feb -:- QOTD - Twain, 1/27/99
27 Feb -:- QOTD - Mitchell, 2/27/99
1 Mar -:- If Coke Was Like Microsoft (and owned McDonalds)
1 Mar -:- QOTD - Stephenson, 3/1/99
2 Mar -:- Six more months of winter? -- Bye, Willie
2 Mar -:- QOTD - West, 3/2/99
2 Mar -:- This Be the Verse
3 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/03/99
4 Mar -:- Multiple Carjackings foiled...
4 Mar -:- Negative Affirmations for Today
4 Mar -:- Another amazon.com blooper...
5 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/05/99
8 Mar -:- Technopagan Blessing for a Leatherman Tool
9 Mar -:- QOTD - Vonnegut/Debs, 3/9/99
10 Mar -:- Something we sorta knew....
11 Mar -:- 7th Hell
11 Mar -:- Fifteen Best Jewish Country-western Song Titles
11 Mar -:- Dog Haiku
12 Mar -:- Letter to the Editor - Shocked!
12 Mar -:- QOTD - MacArthur, 3/11/98
12 Mar -:- Bessie Stories
15 Mar -:- In Defense Of The Irish
15 Mar -:- Daddy, what is sex?
16 Mar -:- QOTD - Butler, 3/16/99
17 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/17/99
17 Mar -:- Gay Animals Frolicking . . .
17 Mar -:- History Lesson O' The Day - 3/17/99
17 Mar -:- Desecrating the Oval Office
17 Mar -:- Telcordia Technologies
17 Mar -:- Beet Pulp - the downside?
18 Mar -:- For those of you who didn't know ....
21 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/22/99
22 Mar -:- Charles Sawtelle
22 Mar -:- The Fundaments of the KJV
23 Mar -:- Plotting the Oscars
23 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/23/99
24 Mar -:- What, no Cover-Girl Smear Proof Lipstick?
25 Mar -:- Music - Classical Humor
25 Mar -:- Music as Muscle-Builder for the Brain
25 Mar -:- Carjacking Words to the Wise
1 Apr -:- Amnesty International puts US on list of violators.
1 Apr -:- Yet another MS Bug? Or two?
1 Apr -:- Not just stereotyping, apparently
1 Apr -:- A Direct Cp Violation
1 Apr -:- The Fun Fur
1 Apr -:- Top Ten Ways To Tell That Someone Is From Seattle
2 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/02/99
2 Apr -:- mini-AIR Bits Feb 99
2 Apr -:- An American, A Broad
2 Apr -:- The Furby Hooker Network
3 Apr -:- QOTD (and candidate for Quote Of The Decade) - Dancing, 4/3/99
5 Apr -:- Titan II Missle Museum
5 Apr -:- QOTD - Twain, 4/5/99
5 Apr -:- Tammy, go in for Bob at the photocopier.
5 Apr -:- Desktop Themes and $2.50 an "Uh".
5 Apr -:- Rodent Royalties
6 Apr -:- QsOTD - Civilization & Savages, 4/6/99
6 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/06/99
7 Apr -:- QOTD - Your choice, 4/7/99
7 Apr -:- Bug report... - Y2K Classics
8 Apr -:- Dictionary Updates
8 Apr -:- Gilligan's Tempest
9 Apr -:- Ole & Lena & the Snow Emergencies
10 Apr -:- What Is Fate?
11 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 4/12/99
12 Apr -:- ZARF?
12 Apr -:- Easter is basically benign, but ...
12 Apr -:- U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through the Motions
12 Apr -:- Registering "nearby" doamin names...
13 Apr -:- 04/13/99 - ShopTalk
13 Apr -:- UVSPAOTD - (Ugly, Vicious, Scurrilous Political Attacks O' The Day),
13 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/07/99
14 Apr -:- Further Suspicious Facts - Annotated
14 Apr -:- Viva Mexico ! (La Mexique d'en haut.)
14 Apr -:- QOTD - Savage, 4/14/99
14 Apr -:- LIT BITS V2 #104
14 Apr -:- Possible release of NT as Open Source.
14 Apr -:- Playboy and Blowfish
15 Apr -:- U.S. TO BOMB ENGLAND UNLESS PEACE ACCORD IS RATIFIED
15 Apr -:- You'll need to pencil this one in...
15 Apr -:- Taxes -- Dollars, Taxes
15 Apr -:- A thief without an opportunity ...
15 Apr -:- The Bombing of Kosovo
18 Apr -:- A Beautiful Moment
19 Apr -:- Excerpted: 04/19/99 -- ShopTalk
19 Apr -:- Noah and The Big Gigmeister
19 Apr -:- De-Prefix Entree
19 Apr -:- Size Activism in the Upper Left Corner
20 Apr -:- Misc Quotable Quotes
21 Apr -:- Things You Would Never Hear Your Jewish Mother Say
21 Apr -:- Corporate Irony Dept.
21 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/21/99
21 Apr -:- Misleading headline of the week
21 Apr -:- QOTD - Bizet, 4/21/99
22 Apr -:- Unix and the Hole Hawg
26 Apr -:- The Best of Geriatric Care
26 Apr -:- A Sad and Crazy Week for America
27 Apr -:- Wacky Baccy
27 Apr -:- The QPSAT (Quick Political Scholastic Aptitude Test)
27 Apr -:- The Realistic Lexicon of Tools
27 Apr -:- The Xaviera Report - 28 April 1999
28 Apr -:- An Entry in the Weirdest Spam Ever Competition...
28 Apr -:- QOTD (Springtime Special) - O'Keefe, 4/28/99
29 Apr -:- QOTD - Burns, 4/29/99
29 Apr -:- Travel Advisory -- vibrators
29 Apr -:- Excerpted: Communications-related Headlines for 4/29/99
29 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/29/99
29 Apr -:- Physics News Update #425 Bits
29 Apr -:- When you say "weasel", you're insulting a comparatively nice animal.
30 Apr -:- NZ
30 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/30/99
1 May -:- Straight Talk -- Fourteen Tough Questions for Heterosexuals
2 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/03/99
2 May -:- Doctor's Ethics
3 May -:- QOTD - Ventura, 5/3/99
3 May -:- Paradoxes and Glib Contrasts
3 May -:- Jujitsu for Mechanical Engineers
3 May -:- Freudian marketing - How do you show ripeness?
4 May -:- A product for the new millenium
4 May -:- As I sit here -Aldershot- contemplating -Aldershot- the
4 May -:- Little Johnny
5 May -:- Bud Light supports diversity
5 May -:- Fun_People Updates 5/5/99
6 May -:- JOTD - golf, 5/6/99
6 May -:- QOTD - Maugham, 5/6/99
7 May -:- What a country. What a site license!
7 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/06/99
8 May -:- LIT BITS V2 #126
8 May -:- Prof. Jenkins Goes to Washington
8 May -:- QOTD - Watts, 5/8/99
9 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/10/99
10 May -:- Daniel Bernstein vs. the Justice Department
10 May -:- QsOTD - Advertising
10 May -:- Explanation of Copywrite [sic]
10 May -:- Startup Stereotypes
11 May -:- A Kiss is Just a Kiss
11 May -:- W95 Y2K Thing...
11 May -:- Things to Remember about Drinking
11 May -:- Say WHAT?!
11 May -:- Shel Silverstein goes to Poetry Heaven
12 May -:- Help prevent another Littleton in your town!
12 May -:- A Runcible Spoon by any other name. . .
12 May -:- Kibo and AI
12 May -:- LIT BITS V2 #131
12 May -:- Another Perspective on Littleton
13 May -:- News you would see only in the military press
13 May -:- Some Civil Rights Are More Equal than Others
14 May -:- MS: It's not a software company (A Classic Revisited)
14 May -:- Secrets
15 May -:- QOTD - Picavet, 5/15/99
16 May -:- Dog Quotes
25 May -:- Bill Gates' Baby '99
27 May -:- Creature of the Night
1 Jun -:- Internet Index #24
2 Jun -:- Paranoids Rejoice! Big Brother _Is_ Reading Your Email
2 Jun -:- LIT BITS V2 #152
2 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/03/99
2 Jun -:- Where's the beef?
2 Jun -:- Kissing -- Good for You Because ...
3 Jun -:- When Interfaces Kill
3 Jun -:- The Talking Clock
3 Jun -:- Commercials for Cats & Movietone Newsreels Online
5 Jun -:- The sincerest form of sarcasm.
5 Jun -:- Monkey Tail
5 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/07/99
6 Jun -:- QOTD - Warm Weather, 6/6/99
6 Jun -:- Things to think about (but not too hard)
14 Jun -:- SETI @ Home
14 Jun -:- May the Underpants Be with You. . .
15 Jun -:- Telemarketing - What Are My Choices?
15 Jun -:- DeForest Kelley
15 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/15/99
15 Jun -:- The Patron Saint of ... the Internet?
16 Jun -:- A campsite for the group's full-moon assemblies...
16 Jun -:- QOTD - The Origins of Ritual, 6/16/99
17 Jun -:- Life Imitates Art (not again!)
18 Jun -:- NTK Bits, 1999-06-18
19 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/21/99 -- ShopTalk
19 Jun -:- LIT BITS V2 #169
21 Jun -:- The Phone Call to Mother
21 Jun -:- Why Convert To Catholicism?
21 Jun -:- U.S. ARMY VOICE MAIL
21 Jun -:- QOTD - Petreley, 6/21/99
21 Jun -:- Got A Lot Of Nerves!
22 Jun -:- Depressing Philosophical Thought #413
23 Jun -:- Representative Government - A Correspondence
23 Jun -:- LIT BITS V2 #173
25 Jun -:- The Beauty of Bad Art
26 Jun -:- Greetings from Scopet Newni, Not Renault of Alleve
26 Jun -:- Moss Growth vs. GPSS
26 Jun -:- STOTD (Subliminal Thought Of The Day)
27 Jun -:- An algorism
4 Jul -:- LIT BITS V2 #183
20 Jul -:- Hot Stuff (Guatamalan Insanity Peppers)
20 Jul -:- A chance to make a difference. [?]
20 Jul -:- QsOTD - Snider, Hufstedler, Burroughs, Ally, Bronowski, Picasso,
20 Jul -:- Hot Stuff (Guatamalan Insanity Peppers) [TAKE 2]
20 Jul -:- Washington Post Literary Contest - Two-for-One
20 Jul -:- JFK Death A "Tragic Waste"
21 Jul -:- QOTD - Edwards, 7/21/99
22 Jul -:- Tight Shoes
22 Jul -:- Jews can finally empty the Recycle Bin.
23 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/23/99
23 Jul -:- Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy
15 Aug -:- Finally, a plan to stop the madness!
15 Aug -:- Why don't we call it "Visual Zesty?!"
15 Aug -:- Microsoft as the Matrix
15 Aug -:- Where Babies Come From?
16 Aug -:- QOTD - Be Prepared! 7/18/69
16 Aug -:- A Single Woman's Prayer
16 Aug -:- The First Perfect Game of Pac-Man
16 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/17/99
16 Aug -:- QOTD - "Bollocks" and "Shag"
17 Aug -:- Some Background on the Original Word Processor -- Pencils
18 Aug -:- Kidney Stoned
20 Aug -:- NTK bits, 1999-08-20
20 Aug -:- Germans and Jazz (and a comment)
20 Aug -:- Two Cats
21 Aug -:- LIT BITS V2 #232
22 Aug -:- Excuse me, what time is it?
23 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/23/99
23 Aug -:- Windows Media Audio (WMA) format -- "We don't see this as a flaw."
23 Aug -:- Fucking Tourists
23 Aug -:- STFM - a fin de siecle acronym?
23 Aug -:- A Blackboard Tale
23 Aug -:- Vacation Romance
24 Aug -:- Surfing for Madeleines
24 Aug -:- Debugging...
24 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/25/99
25 Aug -:- Desperado Bits -- U2041: Starred and Spangled
25 Aug -:- MEMO From: God Re: evolution
25 Aug -:- The Eccentric Spinster's Strange Request
26 Aug -:- Older Than Dirt? (Very Scientific)
26 Aug -:- Tax Explained to Law Enforcement Officials.
26 Aug -:- Pokemon is evil!
26 Aug -:- Did You Know (the further adventures of suspicious "facts")
26 Aug -:- Beware of Dog
27 Aug -:- Republicans back creationism, scientists shocked
27 Aug -:- Amazon.com Lists Stir Privacy Concerns
27 Aug -:- NTK Bits, 1999-08-27
27 Aug -:- Canadian Balance?
29 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/30/99
30 Aug -:- Notice to Alleged Passengers
31 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/31/99
31 Aug -:- What's Worse Than A Pyromaniac in a Blazer?
31 Aug -:- QOTD - James, 8/31/99
31 Aug -:- JOTD - 8/31/99
31 Aug -:- Michael Moore -- 10 Years After
1 Sep -:- The Productivity Puzzle
1 Sep -:- George Segal's Banjo
1 Sep -:- Bits o' Bull No. 531!
2 Sep -:- Bulgarian horse - the Melissa virus, but even worse
2 Sep -:- She stole my man so I broke into her Hotmail account.
2 Sep -:- QOTD - Kidder, 9/2/99
2 Sep -:- LIT BITS V2 #244
2 Sep -:- Wasn't he a pro wrestler or something?
2 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/03/99
3 Sep -:- I want you to use the Force.
3 Sep -:- Microsoft, the NSA, and You -- Is export controll dead for Windows?
4 Sep -:- Early Sound Recovered
7 Sep -:- Hey, Pharoah, make way for the mayor
7 Sep -:- Top 10 things you'll never hear from a consultant
7 Sep -:- Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest -=- 1999 Results
8 Sep -:- Real Politics
8 Sep -:- East Timor--something to do about it
8 Sep -:- QOTD - Emerson, 9/8/99
8 Sep -:- Fire-spewing and topless above I-5: Stunt ties up traffic, cuts power
18 Sep -:- QOTD - Hubbard (no, not that one), 9/13/99
18 Sep -:- QOTD - Sheldon, 9/14/99
18 Sep -:- QOTD - Sandburg, 9/17/99
18 Sep -:- Selling Spectrum
18 Sep -:- Kosher Campaign Update
18 Sep -:- Physics Bits #448
18 Sep -:- LIT BITS V2 #260
18 Sep -:- Microsoft Ads
19 Sep -:- American Music Icons pass
19 Sep -:- The News in England
20 Sep -:- Heart Attack Survival - This Could Save Your Life
22 Sep -:- Fiddle fairy tale
22 Sep -:- The Darth Maul Automatic Lollipop.
22 Sep -:- The Eleven Most-Shoplifted Authors
22 Sep -:- The Commandments
23 Sep -:- Chauffeur Benefits
24 Sep -:- What is ASCII? Isn't that the same as ISO Latin? Or is that "10646"
24 Sep -:- QOTD - Stephenson, 9/24/99
24 Sep -:- Toon Town Exposed
25 Sep -:- CWD--Save the Nation; Eat a hacker
25 Sep -:- Protection for Aging Brains
26 Sep -:- LIT BITS V2 #268
27 Sep -:- QOTD -- Perlman, 9/27/99
27 Sep -:- OCEMAs (Overly Creative Emergency Medical Acronyms)
27 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/28/99
27 Sep -:- Holiday Summaries
28 Sep -:- The Governor's Suite?
28 Sep -:- Pig Tales
28 Sep -:- Gay birds of a feather parent together at Israeli zoo
28 Sep -:- "GLOME DAL" - Viking writing rains on Columbus' parade
28 Sep -:- Catching the Ferry
29 Sep -:- The Great Bar Competition
29 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/29/99
29 Sep -:- Surrealism in the News
29 Sep -:- The Mohave Phone Booth
30 Sep -:- Maudite -- The Devil's Brew
30 Sep -:- Livin' Outside The Law
30 Sep -:- Baby Panda Cam
30 Sep -:- One more reason to avoid television news
2 Oct -:- Birth of a Hamster
2 Oct -:- The Truth About Refrigerators
2 Oct -:- The Price of Gasoline -- Compared
2 Oct -:- Letter from Michael Moore - Qualye Bites the Big One and Ben Hamper
4 Oct -:- Obscene Art
4 Oct -:- Haikus for Jews
4 Oct -:- Alternative calendars
4 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/05/99
5 Oct -:- See? - they really aren't a monopoly.
5 Oct -:- Wacky Patent of the Month with a Pseudonym?
5 Oct -:- Standard Contract Rider
5 Oct -:- Teasing the marketing department
5 Oct -:- Underwear Filter Inspired by Gore's Campaign Against Methane
6 Oct -:- Anybody seen these guys at Comdex?
6 Oct -:- Scott Adams' Crackpot Theory & the SETI Setup
7 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/08/99
8 Oct -:- QOTD - Joe Hill, 10/7/99
8 Oct -:- QOTD - Anon, 10/31/99
8 Oct -:- Two Digits for a Date
8 Oct -:- CWD--One for the Kids
9 Oct -:- LIT BITS V2 #281
9 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/11/99
10 Oct -:- Passing Along the Art of Appalachian Fiddling
10 Oct -:- LIT BITS V2 #282
11 Oct -:- QOTD - Nerd Life, 10/11/99
12 Oct -:- Label Instructions
12 Oct -:- QOTD - Montesquieu, 10/12/99
12 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/13/99
12 Oct -:- 6 billion earthlings, 12 million Indians, 3 Kings, and 1 Art Critic
12 Oct -:- The Tin Whistle Comparison
13 Oct -:- Excerpted: mini-AIR Oct 99 -- Ig Winners, Banana Surprise, Sweetie
13 Oct -:- Re: Astounding new discovery by Phillip Morris
13 Oct -:- LIT BITS V2 #285
14 Oct -:- Tony Kornheiser excerpts - Gore, Quayle, & New Yorke
14 Oct -:- Excerpted: 10/14/99 -- ShopTalk
14 Oct -:- PHYSICS NEWS UPDATE 452
14 Oct -:- JOTD - Entendres in many sizes
14 Oct -:- Rabbinical wisdom
14 Oct -:- QOTD - Jones, 10/14/99
15 Oct -:- Excerpted: Communications-related Headlines for 10/15/99
15 Oct -:- NTK bits, 1999-10-15
15 Oct -:- Tell the government to stay out of your uterus with just 8 clicks!
16 Oct -:- The Snooker Diet
18 Oct -:- Aching midget balls
18 Oct -:- Statisticians' Tetratrochee
18 Oct -:- Do you want to got to heaven?
19 Oct -:- Jean Shepherd leaves us...
19 Oct -:- Slashdot signature of the day
19 Oct -:- The Draw Straws Poll
20 Oct -:- How Many "W's" Are There in "Quality?"
20 Oct -:- Dogs in Elk
20 Oct -:- BONG Bull Bits No. 539!
21 Oct -:- Betty and Gladys
21 Oct -:- No punchline required.
21 Oct -:- QOTD - Pareto, 10/21/99
21 Oct -:- Foundation Ideas, Business Plans, Scenarios
21 Oct -:- Amazon.com goes to the mats.
22 Oct -:- Attitude is Everything
22 Oct -:- IAA (Instant Armchair Activism )
22 Oct -:- More patents of the apocalypse
26 Oct -:- Red Sox Tribute
26 Oct -:- QOTD - McCarthy, 10/26/99
27 Oct -:- Running arcade games on a Kodak digital camera.
27 Oct -:- Getting ready to pass on... - Bloomie's in the News
27 Oct -:- Lion Tamer/Taming
27 Oct -:- QOTD - Rochlin, 10/27/99
28 Oct -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 540!
28 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/28/99
28 Oct -:- Procrastination
28 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/29/99
29 Oct -:- Life in Hypochondria
29 Oct -:- Blind composers
29 Oct -:- NTK bits, 1999-10-29
5 Nov -:- Social Security Proof
5 Nov -:- Our Correspondent in Amsterdam... 11/1/99
5 Nov -:- Do thongs go with deerstalkers?
5 Nov -:- A bad week at RealNetworks.
5 Nov -:- Bits O' Bull No. 541!
5 Nov -:- NTK Bits, 1999-11-05
21 Nov -:- QOTD - Allen, 11/21/99
22 Nov -:- That once-in-a-lifetime performance that makes your spleen explode.
22 Nov -:- The REAL Thanksgiving?
22 Nov -:- Museum of Bad Art News - Issue # 60
22 Nov -:- The Supremes and the "motherfucker trilogy".
22 Nov -:- Doug Sahm
22 Nov -:- QOTD - Brice, 11/22/99
22 Nov -:- Harry Potter and other fantasy books
22 Nov -:- QOTD - Voris, 11/19/99
22 Nov -:- LIT BITS V2 #325
23 Nov -:- PURLs - Permanent URLs
23 Nov -:- Tuck's List
25 Nov -:- Composer Paul Bowles Dies at 88
25 Nov -:- Classic Condom Aid
28 Nov -:- USA gloating (from a "foreigner")
29 Nov -:- Eating Twinkies at the Barbershop
29 Nov -:- QOTD - Johannsen, 11/28/99
29 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/29/99
29 Nov -:- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
29 Nov -:- Chiff & Fipple
29 Nov -:- The Hunger Site
29 Nov -:- More from Amsterdam
30 Nov -:- Canadian Prices & Unemplyed Canadfians
30 Nov -:- Airport Security Incidents
30 Nov -:- Initial Reports from Seattle Gloss Over WTO Issues
30 Nov -:- QOTD - Maurois, 11/30/99
30 Nov -:- Dog Haiku (again)
30 Nov -:- Cat Haiku
1 Dec -:- QOTD - Davies, 12/1/99
1 Dec -:- "Semantic Forests" and U. S. patent number 5,937,422
1 Dec -:- [FAIR-L] ACTION ALERT-- Judge Judy: "Give Them All Dirty Needles And
2 Dec -:- SETOTD (Science Experiment Tip Of The Day) - Evans, 12/2/99
2 Dec -:- Cutting Down Presidential Timber
2 Dec -:- Internet Index #25
2 Dec -:- More Signs of Our Sickness..
3 Dec -:- SEATTLE - SOMETHING GREATER YET TO COME
3 Dec -:- JsOTD - Single-themed, sexist - 12/3/99
3 Dec -:- NTKnow Bits, 1999-12-03
3 Dec -:- UFO Report O' The Day
3 Dec -:- Etoys.com Takes the Low Road
3 Dec -:- While WTO Captures Attention, Nightline Looks the Other Way
3 Dec -:- 12/3/99 - Seattle, USA
4 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/06/99
4 Dec -:- BONG Bull Bits No. 545!
4 Dec -:- Protest Gift Pack
5 Dec -:- Chiff & Fipple Excerpts du Jour 12/5/99
5 Dec -:- Happy Birthday! -- December fifth birthdays...
5 Dec -:- Another eyewitness report from Seattle
6 Dec -:- A Few Wedding Requests
6 Dec -:- ... both its "Brand Alignment Process" and a "Brand Asset Valuator"
6 Dec -:- You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when...
6 Dec -:- QOTD - Gobel, 12/6/99
6 Dec -:- WTO FABLES: Bill Clinton's love for labor; the magic of free trade
6 Dec -:- TOTD - Sheehy, 12/6/99
7 Dec -:- The Battle of Seattle
7 Dec -:- Color Copier-id Story Verified
7 Dec -:- Poke me, man. I must be dreaming.
7 Dec -:- WTO: Prattle in Seattle
7 Dec -:- LIT BITS V2 #340
7 Dec -:- Another Side to the Battle of Seattle
7 Dec -:- QOTD - Fleming, 12/7/99
7 Dec -:- What next? The PTO: Peoples Trade Organization
8 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/09/99
8 Dec -:- One Toque Over The Line
9 Dec -:- WTO (Wasn't That Obtuse?)
9 Dec -:- A Disgusting and Vile Act.
16 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/17/99
17 Dec -:- Jewish Jeopardy [Warning: very silly]
17 Dec -:- LIT BITS V2 #350
19 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/20/99
19 Dec -:- Please, Please, Please! - James Brown's Top Ten Prison Complaints
19 Dec -:- LIT BITS V2 #352
19 Dec -:- Amazing Bits from PHYSICS NEWS UPDATE #462 12/17/99
20 Dec -:- WTO Carols
20 Dec -:- Something for which to look forward?
20 Dec -:- Moon madness & Earthquake info
20 Dec -:- QOTD - Calwell, 12/20/99
20 Dec -:- Why Use the Oven When the Dishwasher Will Cook Your Meal?
20 Dec -:- Big moon myth sweeps Internet.
20 Dec -:- Code Reuse in Australia & the Dynamics of Gossip
20 Dec -:- Grandpa's Last Christmas at Home.
20 Dec -:- The Modern Maccabees
20 Dec -:- The Day I Was To be Tarred and Feathered
20 Dec -:- Chanukah in Santa Monicha - Tom Lehrer
20 Dec -:- LIT BITS V2 #353
21 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/22/99
22 Dec -:- Share your profits.
22 Dec -:- Another Mysterious MS Exec Mug Shot
22 Dec -:- QOTD - Kerr, 12/22/99
23 Dec -:- The Godfather of Soul on Heros
23 Dec -:- The Birds and the Bees
23 Dec -:- QOTD - Stevenson, 12/23/99
23 Dec -:- STTEOTWISOTD (Sign That The End Of The World Is Near Of The Day) -
23 Dec -:- QOTD - Warner, 12/23/99
23 Dec -:- H to He
23 Dec -:- The P.U.litzer Prizes of 1999
23 Dec -:- Delta Force in Seattle
23 Dec -:- Merged Movies- The New Millenium's Hot New Craze!!
24 Dec -:- NTK Bits, 1999-12-24
24 Dec -:- Holiday Mondegreens Update
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