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16 Nov
A Politician, Not In Kansas Anymore

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 98 20:15:34 -0800
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A politician was visiting a Kansas farmer on business; as he stepped out of
his Mercedes he stepped into a large bull dropping.  Looking down he cried,
"Oh my God, I'm melting!"

© 1998 Peter Langston