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The Comedian's-eye View of 11/06/98

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Excerpted-from: 11/06/98 -- ShopTalk

                       Friday November 6, 1998
                 <http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm>

       "We couldn't sleep! We just kept looking at each other, saying,
	'Hey, you're the Governor!' 'Hey, You're the First Lady!'
	It's unbelievable."
				--Terry Ventura, wife of Minnesota
				  Governor-Elect Jesse Ventura

                               &&&&&&&&&&

"Former professional wrestler, Jesse "The Body" Ventura is the newly elected
governor of Minnesota.  What is it about elected officials in this country
and choke holds?" (Steve Voldseth)

British doctors say that women who get a transplanted liver from a man are
more likely to reject it than if it came from a woman.  "Even if they don't
reject it, doctors say, there's a 50-50 chance the next morning the male
liver won't even be there." (Jay Leno)

"With the Democrats gaining House seats it looks like the Republican plan
to impeach President Clinton will fail....  Newt Gingrich was so mad he
called the Mob and ordered a contract ON America!" (Bill Williams)

"John Glenn says it's "impossible not to believe in God after seeing Earth
from space".... That's because it's the first time he's been able to see
the relationship between the Earth and the size of Bill Gate's house." (Bill
Williams)

© 1998 Peter Langston