Fun_People Archive
29 Oct
Boat for Sale

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 98 01:24:44 -0800
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Subject: Boat for Sale

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Forwarded-by: Bob Stein <squeeze@voicenet.com>
Forwarded-by: donna dawson <ddawson1@erols.com>

    Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he walked past Ole's house
and saw a sign that said, "Boat For Sale."
    This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a boat, so he
finally decided to go in and ask Ole about it.
    "Hey Ole," said Sven, "I noticed da sign in your yard dat says, 'Boat
For Sale', but ya don't even have a boat.  All ya have is your ol' John
Deere tractor and combine."  Ole replied "Yup, and dey're boat for sale."

© 1998 Peter Langston