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Forty-one More Suspicious (but possibly true) "Facts"

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Subject: Forty-one More Suspicious (but possibly true) "Facts"

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	Forty-one Trivial Questions and Answers...

Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A: Conception.

Q: A survey of 1000 American women and men revealed their least favorite
household chore. What was it?
A: Vacuuming the stairs.

Q: It is estimated that 9 out of 10 American women do what with their feet?
A: Wear shoes at least 2 sizes too narrow.

Q: In a recent survey, Americans were asked what one modern convenience they
could not live without.  What was the most common answer?
A: Scotch tape.

Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.  What
is it?
A: Skinny dipping.

Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A: It has no theme song.

Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A: Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Q; The average person will spend approximately one year out of their lifetime
doing what?
A: Searching for lost or misplaced items.

Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A: Obsession

Q: Most executives say this automatically eliminates a candidate from job
consideration - what is it?
A: A typo in their resume.

Q: What is it that more women do in the bathroom than men?
A: Wash their hands.Women - 80% Men - 55%

Q: If you're single, there's a 2 in 3 chance you did this the last time you
were with your significant other.  What is it?
A: You lied.

Q: It takes an average person about 7 minutes to do what?
A: Fall asleep.

Q: What is the most common name in the world?
A: Mohammed

Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A: Gain weight.

Q: Surveys reveal that girls do what for the first time in their back yard?
A: Kiss.

Q: A "Bridal Guide" survey reveals that 77% of all newlywed couples do what?
A: Have sex in rooms other than the bedroom.

Q: In a recent survey, what did Americans reveal was their favorite smell?
A: Banana

Q: It takes an average woman 14 minutes to do what after she gets in bed?
A: Turn off the lights.

Q: If you were to spell out numbers in counting order, how high would you have
to go to find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand

Q: The odds are 1 in 2 that your husband's best friend will do what?
A: Fantasize about you.

Q: Hockey legend Wayne Gretsky does what for good luck?
A: Only tucks in the right side of his jersey.

Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
A: All invented by women.

Q: Some Men are pee-pee shy in public.  What technique do experts suggest
to help them go?
A: Multiply numbers in their head.

Q: Married men revealed that they do what twice as often as single men?
A: Change their underwear.

Q: What stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation?  (Women
seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.)
A: Kissing

Q: What first went on sale to the public in pharmacies on May 9, 1960?
A: Birth control pills

Q: What is it that 42% of all single women over the age of 26 who never get
married have done?
A: Had an affair with a married man.

Q: What percentage of all single women over the age of 26 who have not had
an affair with a married man, ever get married?
A: 57%

Q: Who is "Lisa Gheradini"?
A: DaVinci's Mona Lisa

Q: What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A: Honey

Q: On what day of the year are the most collect calls made?
A: Father's Day

Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A: He was allergic to carrots.

Q: The average woman spends 2.7 years of her life where?
A: In the bathroom.

Q: What do 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do?
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

Q: What do 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do?
A: Wear underwear.

Q: What common, everyday gas is composed of (among other things) 59% nitrogen
and 21% hydrogen?
A: Fart.

Q: What do about 1/3 of all Americans say they do while sitting?
A: Flush the toilet.

Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
episode of "Seinfeld"?
A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

Q: What are 85% of the guys who die while having sex doing?
A: Cheating on their spouse.

Q: What's unique about the Beatle's song "Eleanor Rigby"?
A: The Beatles did not play a single note in the song.

© 1998 Peter Langston