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The Comedian's-eye View of Wednesday, 9/23/98

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Excerpted-from: Wednesday, 9/23/98- ShopTalk

Bill's Bug: House Whip Tom DeLay urged an investigation of the White House
over leaks of GOP congressmen committing adultery.  "Republicans think
everything's Clinton's fault.  Now they've caught adultery from him." (Argus
Hamilton)

Hold the Line: "After the videotaped testimony was released, President
Clinton spent much of his day making phone calls to members of Congress,
who said the president seemed upbeat but no longer ended his conversations
with his trademark, 'Oh, God, yes!'" (Craig Kilborn)

Break-a-Bone Dancing: "Do you know break dancing is making a comeback?
That's when you know you're getting old, when something you were too old
for the first time around is now making a comeback." (Jay Leno)

Bo Bummed: "Right wing extremist Bo Gritz tried to kill himself with his
gun.  He's probably best known for his coining of a very popular adage.
'Outlaw guns and only suicidal fanatics will have guns.'" (Alan Ray)

© 1998 Peter Langston