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11 Sep
We Will Be Very Very Sick of Cigar Jokes Very Very Soon

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 98 17:10:07 -0700
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Subject: We Will Be Very Very Sick of Cigar Jokes Very Very Soon

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From: Barry Perlman <perlman@merl.com>

   [ regarding the Starr chamber report ]
   ...  I really want to know what kind of "unusual sex act" the early
   reports mentioned was worth spending $10M to uncover.

Starr's report cost $40 million to produce.  It has nothing to say about
Whitewater, the White House travel office, or alleged misuse of FBI files.
The whole thing is just about Monica Lewinsky.
[Yes, but $30M of the $40M had already been spent before Monica made the  
scene, so... -psl]

Who cares?  Personally, I am so totally obsessed with my own penis that there
is no room at all in my poor pea brain for paying attention to anyone else's.

Anyway, what's the point of being an alpha male and leader of the free world
if you can't get a little extra nookie?  It's not as though Jefferson, FDR,
Eisenhower, JFK and other Presidents were faithful spouses.

Much ado about nothing.
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From: Bill Lambert <blamb@meitca.com>

>It seems that the Starr report has brought the internet to its knees.
>cnn.com, abcnews.com, and msnbc.com are all "off the air".
>
>I, for one, intend to read the whole damn thing.  I really want to know
>what kind of "unusual sex act" the early reports mentioned was worth
>spending $10M to uncover.  Has anyone actually managed to acquire a copy
>and feel like sharing?

The unusual sex act entails the insertion of a smoking implment into a
female body cavity, the insertion of said smoking implement into the male
oral orifice, and a positive comment by the Chief Executive of the United
States on the improved taste.
[But does it say whether he inhaled?  -psl]

Except for this, he doesn't come off that bad (: o) except that a new
euphemism for oral sex will probably be coined, "We were talking on the
phone to our Congressman".

© 1998 Peter Langston