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11 Sep
How well do you know your Presidents?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 98 00:14:53 -0700
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Subject: How well do you know your Presidents?

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	Know Your Presiudents

A - Bill Clinton
B - Warren G. Harding
C - Andrew Jackson
D - Thomas Jefferson
E - Lyndon B. Johnson
F - John F. Kennedy
G - Franklin D. Roosevelt
H - George Washington


  1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
     about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

  2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
     finalist in the Miss America pageant?

  3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched
     out atop a desk in the oval office?

  4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children)
     with a slave who was his wife's half sister?

  5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

  6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her
     first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his
     re-election campaign?

  7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's
     wife while he was engaged to someone else?

  8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's
     personal secretary?

  9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House
     coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent
     prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?

 10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner
     about the *other* president who did the same in a closet? (The
     one from Question 9)?

 11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS
     record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e.
     numerous) than the President's?

 12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing
     off his p***s (which he named Jumbo)?




 ANSWERS

  1. F
  2. A
  3. E
  4. D
  5. A
  6. C
  7. H, E
  8. G, F
  9. B
 10. F
 11. E
 12. E

© 1998 Peter Langston