Fun_People Archive
9 Sep
Some Burning Questions

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  9 Sep 98 23:36:44 -0700
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Subject: Some Burning Questions

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Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra
   [Actually it's only 25 sizes larger.  -psl]

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
   would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?
A: The taste.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

© 1998 Peter Langston