Fun_People Archive
19 Aug
Camping Tips

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 98 23:53:18 -0700
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Subject: Camping Tips

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SOME CAMPING TIPS

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep
the campsites on either side vacant.

Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from
navel before applying the match.

Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a
flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is OK to
go into the woods alone.

You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing
on a pile of dry sticks.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a
snoring tent mate.

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© 1998 Peter Langston