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11 May
The Comedian's-eye View of Tuesday 5/12/98

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Excerpted-from: Tuesday 5/12/98- ShopTalk

                         Tuesday, May 12, 1998

  "Princess Di went on international television and talked about how she
  was unfaithful in her marriage, she talked about having bulimia, she
  talked about how she contemplated suicide...If rich people can do that,
  people of not much wealth ought to be able to."

				- Jerry Springer on "Hard Copy"

                               &&&&&&&&&&

Jerry & Jerry: "What if Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer did a series
together? Producers say the new show would be one continuous fight about
nothing." (Buzz Report)

Charlton & Shotgun: "Now that the bald eagle has been taken off the
endangered species list, Charlton Heston was seen working on his bald eagle
mating call as he headed into the woods with a shotgun." (Premiere Radio)

Here's the Buzz: State agriculture officials announced that killer bees have
reached Nevada. "They discovered two swarms of the aggressive insects in
Laughlin.  They plan to trap them by setting up a number of 'sting'
operations." (Ira Lawson)

Page Turner: Crown Books is in financial trouble and may file for
bankruptcy.  "Their new slogan: 'If you paid full price, we wouldn't be in
debt.'" (The Daily Scoop)

The OJ Workout: OJ Simpson told reporters that he's been working out again
and he's in great shape.  "Apparently he stalks 20 miles a day." (Premiere
Radio)

© 1998 Peter Langston