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11 May
TBTF bits - 5/11/98: Lizard lips
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 11 May 98 04:23:43 -0700
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Subject: TBTF bits - 5/11/98: Lizard lips
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This issue: < http://www.tbtf.com/archive/05-11-98.html >
..Microsoft news
..Hotmail still running on Solaris and Apache
A leaked report [14] claims that after purchasing the Hotmail free
email service, which has 10 million subscribers, Microsoft tried and
failed to move it off of Solaris hosts and onto Windows NT. A source
is quoted as saying, "NT couldn't handle it. The issue is being es-
calated." The Web server in use on Solaris is Apache 1.2.1, which
does not run on NT due to technical and other difficulties encoun-
tered by the Apache team. This report first appeared in Network News
(4/22/98), but I could find no online source for it.
[14] http://www.news.com/Rumors/0,29,,00.html
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..Gaming site opens to Netscape's browser
Microsoft's Internet Gaming Zone [15] opened its gates to Netscape
users yesterday, rolling out a new version of its software that will
support the Netscape Navigator Web browser. This is the site that
originally inspired the TBTF Exclusionary Sites Hall of Shame [16].
[15] http://www.techweb.com/news/story/TWB19980427S0019
[16] http://www.tbtf.com/exclusionary.html
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..Is Microsoft buying academia?
A professor who mentions Microsoft programming tools in a scholarly
presentation, or even just uses the tools, can get a check for $200
from Microsoft. The company extends this offer on the Web page of
the Academic Cooperative [17], a Microsoft "speakers' bureau" for
computer-science professors. Ethics watchdogs call the program a
baldfaced attempt to turn professors into advertisers. Microsoft
says it's a well-intentioned effort to help faculty members cover
their conference costs, and notes that $200 is not that big a deal,
anyway. But it's a bigger deal for a professor in a public insti-
tution than for a stock-optioned Microsoft employee. "We're so
strapped, we don't look a gift horse in the mouth," says a CS pro-
fessor at U.Mass-Lowell.
Thanks to Jon Callas <jon at worldbenders dot com> for the
forward.
[17] http://academicoop.isu.edu/Colleges/FacultySpeakersProgram.html
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..Lizard lips
How to pronounce http://www
I've long been a fan of pronouncing "www" as "triple-dub," a neo-
logism proposed in one of Wired's first Jargon Watch columns. Sev-
eral other suggestions for verbalizing URLs appeared recently on
the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology, whose chaos is presided over
by James "Kibo" Parry <kibo@world.std.com>. The newsgroup sprang
up in the days before the Web out of the conviction that Kibo must
be God. Parry had set up filters on a full Usenet newsfeed and was
known for sending email, posthaste, to anyone who used the word
"Kibo" in any Usenet posting. Kibo's posting is an object lesson
in quoting a discussion thread and running it off a cliff. See why
they think he's God?
>>:>I want to invent a time machine just so I can kill the guy
>>:>who named the letter W and have its named changed to "wee."
>>:You know, I've always been meaning to introduce "wee wee wee"
>>:as a pronunciation of "www", but I've had such little occa-
>>:sion to pronounce an URL aloud.
>>I've gotten a couple of other DJs at the radio station to an-
>>nounce our URL as "hut-up wow", but I haven't heard anyone
>>else say it that way yet.
>My preferred pronounciation is "Hat Tip, Woo Woo" but I can't
>get anyone to use it. Maybe if I actually paid them to do it.
But this skirts the real issue: what's the name of "://"?
I like to call it "lizard lips" because we all know that
sideways lizard faces have diagonal lips. Nowadays most
smileys are too kissable.
:-X <-- DO NOT KISS MY SMILEY
Notice, in the second quoted passage, that the writer appears to
believe that "URL" is pronounced "earl." Must be a newbie. Coming
to you live from hat-top, lizard-lips, triple-dub, tbtf dot com,
I remain, yrs. sincerely, &tc.
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[FWIW, I like the idea of using "lizard lips" to mean "http://www." so that
my home page can be reached as "Lizard lips langston dot com" -- catchy, eh?
Wide-spread use of lizard lips might make Dave Yost's campaign to replace
"www" with "web" unnecessary. Of course must browsers supply the lizard lips
for free when you type a URL... A URL... And while we're on the subject of
identifying newbies by their lack of techno-grammar, saying "send an email" is
about as with-it as singing "My baby, she wrote me a mail." Don't get me
started... ... okay, I'm better now. -psl]
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