Fun_People Archive
5 May
Live and Learn Among the Savages

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  5 May 98 11:53:27 -0700
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Subject: Live and Learn Among the Savages

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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
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A national medical insurance company sent out one of those foam can coolers
to its agents as part of the promotion for a sales contest.  Included with
the can cooler was the following warning that could only have been spawned
from previous experience:

"This item is intended only to be used as a can cooler and not as a
flotation device for cats, guinea pigs, squirrels, or other unsuspecting
wildlife."

© 1998 Peter Langston